Man named Michael Dick caught masturbating at Tickle Creek

In Gresham, Oregon, a repeat dick flasher was arrested on Wednesday evening after getting caught masturbating while wearing a wig.

A local NBC News affiliate puts Michael Dick at the Clackamas County’s mystical Tickle Creek, where on Tuesday and Wednesday the 53-year-old was allegedly naked (‘cept for the hairpiece of course) and whacking it. These jack sessions would then become part of a rap sheet that includes at least 12 other dick flashings and masturbathons since November.

Now, according to KOIN 6, Dick has been charged with three counts of public indecency.

Though, unlike the similar charge issued to the Oregonian who masturbated on webcam in a library, Dick’s charges are considered felonies since he was a registered sex offender. If only he wasn’t seen hopping out of his pickup truck and jacking off several times prior, perhaps he wouldn’t have been looking at such a heavy charge. Some guys have all the luck. Some guys have all the pain. Some guys get all the breaks. Some guys do nothing but complain. Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. 

[h/t BS]