Dad accidentally eats kid’s pot brownies, thinks he’s having a stroke
In peak dad news, a 58-year-old dad in rural Michigan thought he was strokin’ out after eating several special brownies (that means they had marijuana in them, for all you other dads out there) baked by his daughter the previous night.
Firefighters and deputies arrived at the dad’s home located about 40 miles north of Detroit after receiving a call about a medical emergency. The dad was briefly hospitalized, and his daughter reportedly admitted to police that the the brownies’ secret ingredient wasn’t walnuts.
“She put them in the kitchen but didn’t expect anyone to eat them,” said Oakland County Undersheriff Mike McCabe, who doesn’t seem to grasp the inherent dad humor of the situation.
“If it comes back as marijuana or something else, it’s going to the prosecutor. She’s 17 and an adult in the eyes of the law,” said Officer Buzzkill. “She’s not going to get it light, no. This will be a lesson for her and everybody else.”
Here’s hoping in the future this unfortunate teen girl’s dad can learn to chill. He can start by taking lessons from this certifiably cool mom.