Mexican immigrant designs Fuckface von Clownstick butt plug

As you can imagine, Mexicans aren’t exactly taking being categorically accused of being rapists by a presidential candidate lying down. Sure, that GOP hopeful happens to be a notorious blowhard running a self-indulgent vanity campaign, but still, sometimes even walking punchlines just go too far.

First, Mexican artist Dalton Avalos Ramirez responded with a piñata in the likeness of von Clownstick.

Artist Fernando Sosa is ready to up the ante by designing a horrifically painful looking butt plug in the likeness of von Clownstick, much like the one he already made for Vladimir Putin. He’s already rendered a number of high profile political figures in 3-D printable form, but von Clownstick’s figurine is specifically designed to look like it should be shoved up someone’s ass.

Of course, at this point, the von Clownstick butt plug shouldn’t actually be inserted into any orifice. As of now, it’s just a 3-D printed “conversation piece” made of sandstone. However, Sosa is hoping to manufacture the figurine as an actual sex toy in the near future. Plus, the hair alone looks like it could cause some pretty severe bleeding.

Sosa, a Florida-based Mexican immigrant who came to the United States with his family at the age of 11, and has been working as a successful 3-D artist, wrote out a lengthy rebuttal to von Clownstick’s racist remarks on the butt plug’s product listing:

I usually make Butt plugs to insult dictators, homophobes and politicians. However, when i heard [von Clownstick’s] remarks about Mexicans and latinos from south america i was extremely angry. You see I was born and raised in Mexico and moved to United States when i was 11 years old. So i don’t approve of what [Fuckface von Clownstick], Ted Cruz and the republican party have to say about us hard working americans.

When [Fuckface von Clownstick] decided to announce he is running for president he decided to use Latinos as a scapegoat and blame us for everything that is ailing America. Many republican politicians have done this before but never a politician running for president.

The rest of the statement can be read on the listing.

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