Order now and receive 50% off all your Jeb Bush campaign merchandise

Jeb Bush gave it a good tepid effort over the past year to pick up the Republican nomination, but much like the Carolina Panthers, who were heavily favored heading into the Super Bowl only to be inexplicably crushed by a massive orange asshole (Peyton Manning), Bush just couldn’t pull it together for the win. And now, all he’s left with are the memories and a bunch of obsolete merch — merch his campaign is trying to offload for whatever it can get before it’s shipped off to poverty-stricken kids in Zambia for the charity tax write-offs.

Visit JebBushStore.com right now and use the coupon code Jeb50 to get 50 percent off your “commemorative” — AKA loser — t-shirts, hoodies, and coffee mugs. That’s only $14.98 (before shipping and tax) for your very own “Jeb16″ navy micro-pique polo (men’s and women’s sizes available), which you can wear whenever you want to remember that time Jeb said he would kill a baby.

But hurry! This gear won’t last long. Eventually the merchandise’s supplier is gonna get tired of paying the warehouse fees to house all this stuff and will donate it to underprivileged people overseas.

Just think about it, Jeb! You may have performed dismally and let down your entire family, but somewhere in Africa, there’ll soon be a kid who thinks the Panthers won the Super Bowl and you’re the president of the United States.

[h/t @KELLYWEILL]