Alex Jones: ‘I’d already had over 150 women’ by age 16

The second week of Alex Jones’ custody battle started Monday, but for those who couldn’t get through the weekend without a dose of his specific brand of bat-shittery, the Infowars host did not disappoint.

On Saturday, Jones streamed an hour-long episode of his show titled “ALEX JONES EXPOSES SANDY HOOK VAMPIRES,” that promised to reveal new information on the Sandy Hook massacre, which the conspiracy theorist has long-purported to be a hoax by President Obama and the government to get rid of the Second Amendment.

Well, over an hour and six minutes, Jones never got around to exposing any “Sandy Hook vampires,” but he did spend a fair amount of time making a chart doodling stick figures on a piece of paper to, allegedly, explain how the 21st century society is stunting the intellectual, physical, and sexual development of modern man.

Here’s a screen shot of those doodles, just so you can see what he was working with:


Back in the day, Jones says, “man” peaked at 16. “You’re supposed to have children in every culture biologically by 16,” he says. “If you’re not having them by 16, there’s something wrong with you.” But modern man doesn’t peak until 35, and by the time he gets around to having kids at 40, all the women are “barren.” And that’s how the government is keeping us from reproducing, or something:

By the time you want to find out, you want to live. by the time you hit 16 at 40 – I’ve giving you the big knowledge folks, at 40 – and they do this by design – by 40, you are the equivalent of a 16-year-old.

But fear not, dear listener, Jones did not follow the same path as his peers. (Emphasis mine.)

When I was 16, I didn’t want to party any more. I didn’t want to play games any more. I grew up. I’d already been in the fights, all the big rituals. I’d already had probably – I hate to brag, but I’m not bragging, it’s actually shameful – probably 150 women, or more, that’s conservative. I’d already had over 150 women, I’d already been in fights with full-grown men. I was already dating college girls by the time I was 15-years-old. I was already a man at 16.

A conservative estimate by Jones is that he’d had sex with probably 150 women or more in the city of Rockwall, Texas, (population: 37,490) by the time he was 16 years old. 150 women! And he was “dating college girls” by the time he was 15! Just how many female pedophiles are there in Rockwall? Unless maybe this is one of Jones’ “performance artist” moments.

And what again did this have to do with Sandy Hook? And vampires? See if you can deduce yourself. The whole vid’s embedded below.

[screen shot: Infowars]