Trump hints to the Boy Scouts about all the sex his rich friend had on yachts
There’s a lot to unpack in this address President Trump gave at the Boy Scout Jamboree in West Virginia on Monday night. A LOT. One of the highlights of the speech included Trump stopping himself from telling a bunch of children a ribald story about one of his rich friends.
Trump was telling a highly relatable story about how even wealthy people can be sad and unfulfilled when he hinted at the non-stop orgy his rich developer buddy and noted racist William Levitt apparently enjoyed after he made his bones.
“[My friend] sold his company for a tremendous amount of money,” Trump told the kids. “And he went out and bought a big yacht. And he had a very…interesting life.”
Trump really leaned into the “interesting” in “interesting life.”
“I won’t go into any more than that cause you’re Boy Scouts,” Trump said. “So I’m not going to tell you what he did.”
Trump as he considers telling a bawdy anecdote to 12-year-olds: "Ah, you Boy Scouts. You know life, you know life …" pic.twitter.com/7cOh2uhRQr
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The president was met with uproarious howling and applause, so the kids clearly knew what he was talking about and were down to hear about a millionaire’s carnal fuck spree.
“Ahhh, you’re Boy Scouts,” Trump said, “but you know life.”
Lord knows that Trump has plenty of ribald stories he could tell the scouts. Just ask Billy Bush.
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