Trump, seven months into his presidency: ‘People really fucking hate me’

Donald Trump, 45th president of the United States of America, and self-described “like, a smart person” has come to a startling conclusion about the public’s overall view of him.

“People really fucking hate me,” Trump recently exclaimed, one adviser told Axios. Trump, once again putting that “very good brain” to use. Incredible deductive skills.

Now, some of you may be thinking that a few signs that Trump is not the most popular person on the planet were popping up before his 232nd day in office. Don’t be silly. Sure, there were all those polls that showed he had record low approval ratings. Maybe the poorly-attended inauguration should have tipped the former host of “The Apprentice” off as well. Or perhaps the countless articles about Trump’s incompetence that have come out over the last two years might have clued him in at some point. Please, all of that was Fake News as far as POTUS was concerned.

Then of course there were the massive protests and the fact that Trump lost the popular vote by nearly 3 million. Ah, but those protests were probably organized by Hillary Clinton and George Soros. Plus, 99% of those votes were cast by illegal immigrants and dead people.

What about all those decades of comedians and late night hosts making fun of Trump’s hair, demeanor, and failed business ventures? Gentle ribbing from his good friends in the media, no doubt. All press is good press, after all.

I suppose there was just no way to know until this moment in time that people don’t care for Donald Trump.

[Axios | Photo: Getty]