Trump trades grade school insults with Kim Jong-un

Donald Trump has finally arrived at the last stop on his 12-day Asia visit, so of course North Korea decided to fuck with him a little bit. The Korean Central News Agency referred to Trump on Saturday as a “destroyer” and a “dotard” who “begged for nuclear war.” Trump, being the man who he is, took the bait and threw some insults back at North Korean leader Kim Jong-un.

“Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me ‘old,’ when I would NEVER call him ‘short and fat?’ Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend – and maybe someday that will happen!” Trump tweeted Saturday night.

Donald Trump is 71 years old. A 71 year old man, who happens to be president of the United States, is tweeting out “Mean Girls” level insults at another world leader. World War III will be caused by someone insinuating Donald Trump wears a wig. I have never been more certain of anything.

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