Charles Manson Texting From Prison

“hey it’s chrlie, how r u? im soooo bored”

“will u wont u want me to make u LALALALALALA”

“carrots overcooked again, reminds me of chewing tobacco and tripping. LOL!”

Charles Manson Texting From Prison

It really is nearly impossible to imagine what Charles Manson has to text about after spending the last 40 years in jail for brainwashing vulnerable hippies into killing 8 people.

Los Angeles Times” reported yesterday that prison guards found an LG flip phone under his matress, the latest in a rash of inmates caught using smuggled cell phones in jail.

It’s unclear whether Manson used his cell phone to order more murders, but “it’s troubling that he had a cell phone since he’s a person who got other people to murder on his behalf,” stated Terry Thorton, a spokeswoman for the California Department of Corrections.

Know what else is troubling? The fact that Charles Manson has friends.

Manson made calls and sent text messages to people in California, New Jersey, Florida and British Columbia, said Thorton. That’s a pretty wide net of friends for a guy who was the most infamous stain on America’s best decade.

In early 2009 “Inside Edition” broadcast recordings of Manson’s voice from inside prison, four days before the guards found the phone.

One of the clips features Manson’s raspy, high-pitched voice singing, “I’ve seen the world spinning on fire, I’ve danced and sang in the devil’s choir.”

If that doesn’t send shivers up your spine, I can’t imagine what would.