Yo, The Palin Girls Are Mad Ghetto

Sorry, Piper. We had to cut you off. It’s a school night you know.

Yo, The Palin Girls Are Mad Ghetto

In Bristol Palin verbally bitch slaps Margaret Cho news, Palin congratulates Cho on “getting so many ‘facts’ wrong in so few sentences,” and then asks her to baby-sit Tripp.

Oh hell no.

“To my friend Margaret Cho, if you ever have a question, call me girlfriend. Don’t ever rely on ‘sources’ who claim to know me or my family. You will be taken every time,” asserts the proudly conservative 20-year-old Palin.

Bristol continues, “The point is, I seriously doubt anyone who considers herself a student of American politics truly believes I impacted even one vote in that election. Why do I want to set the record straight? For 20 years my mom had my back—and for the rest of my life I will have hers.”

Sounds a bit like slammer talk. I imagine Bristol saying all of this with her index finger pointed high in the air, moving it simultaneously with her head while doing the typical white girl eyebrow raise.

I think the biggest question that’s needed to be asked about the Palin girls is how did they get so ghetto?

Willow told some guy named Tre on Facebook to stfu and then called him a faggot.

Bristol had a baby at 18-years-old and called Margaret Cho “girlfriend.”

The little one that doesn’t matter yet, Piper, is probably an alcoholic.

Then there’s mama Palin who once said, “We used to hustle over the border for health care we received in Canada.”

I’m going to go as far as to say these ladies are down right trashy. And I don’t know about you, but I really can’t stand conservative women who boast about their ideals and then wear shirts that say: “I may be broke, but I’m not flat busted.” Gross, Sarah. Have some class.