Lunar Eclipses Are Totally Boring

If you stayed awake last night to watch the lunar eclipse you probably realized you should have been in bed or at least been home drinking.

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If you did fall asleep, you can now watch the lunar eclipse live; camera men filmed it last night and captured its cosmic mundanity.

How often do lunar eclipses occur? Too often. There were a few cheerleaders on my Facebook this morning, mostly girls if that means anything, but like most haters of everything, I have to jump on “the eclipse sucked” bandwagon. Nature is going to have to do better than this.