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Campus searches for person who keeps taking dumps in the dorm washing machines

"You see the actual feces, and it’s in the little rubber thing and you peel it back, and you’re like ‘No, thank you.’"
In News by Chris Caesar / October 26, 2017

Congressman Paul Gosar ducks questions about insane conspiracy theory views

Must be cool to be a lawmaker who can apparently do whatever he wants.
In News by Chris Caesar / October 26, 2017

Kellogg’s pledges to fix racially insensitive cereal box

No doubt, there’s a lot of strange stuff going on in the picture.
In News by Chris Caesar / October 25, 2017

Heather Lind says George H. W. Bush groped her in front of Barbara Bush

"His security guard told me I shouldn't have stood next to him for the photo."
In News by Chris Caesar / October 25, 2017

This guy is about to investigate Clinton and uranium or some shit

Hey, do you guys mind if I talk about something kinda serious for a sec?
In News by Chris Caesar / October 24, 2017

Known coward Alex Jones strangely quiet about new Sandy Hook revelations

The FBI released more than 1,200 documents related to its investigation. No word yet from the dough bucket.
In News by Chris Caesar / October 24, 2017

Bob Corker can’t stop dunking on Trump

Also, the president owned himself by misspelling Corker's home state in a tweet.
In News by Chris Caesar / October 24, 2017

Cruz, grinning like an idiot, says he ‘hopes’ Trump releases JFK files

You're gonna get your dad thrown in jail, Ted!

In News by Chris Caesar / October 23, 2017

From smoke show to shit show: ESPN cancels Barstool Sports program after one episode

Barstool responds: "ESPN had to know who they were getting in bed with."
In News by Chris Caesar / October 23, 2017

Edgelord lib ruins elementary school Halloween event

Conservatives were extremely triggered by free speech.
In News by Chris Caesar / October 23, 2017

NRA’s new ad is extremely normal — not in fact crazy — very responsible actually

Folks, welcome to the paranoid fever dreams of the new NRA, who released this extremely regular video.
In News by Chris Caesar / October 20, 2017

Jim Davis is a liar — I know Jon drank that dog’s semen, and I can prove it

Davis tried to put an end to the speculation. But did his explanation squash the theory, or merely raise newer, darker questions? 
In News by Chris Caesar / October 19, 2017

Is ‘Rick and Morty’ red-pilling its fans? An investigation.

4channers consider transforming Rick Sanchez into a white supremacist icon, a la Pepe the Frog.
In Features by Chris Caesar / October 12, 2017

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