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Federal court blocks undocumented teen from having abortion

The Trump administration has been denying abortions to undocumented women who were raped.
In News by Tosten Burks / October 19, 2017

S. Korea fears Trump visit to 38th Parallel because he’ll say something dumb and get us all killed

Presidents have toured the DMZ for decades without accidentally starting World War III.
In News by Tosten Burks / October 19, 2017

Mississippi senator can’t remember where the Senate chamber is

Maybe he should run for president!
In Politics by Tosten Burks / October 19, 2017

Richard Spencer’s Nazi sidekick kicked out of Florida bar for being annoying as fuck

He never got any beer, but claims to have trolled the bar.
In News by Tosten Burks / October 18, 2017

Trump campaign staffers shared Russian propaganda days before election

Possibly collusion, definitely dumb.
In News by Tosten Burks / October 18, 2017

Nazi’s University of Florida speech cucked by local brewing company

The brewery offered free beer in exchange for trashing tickets to Richard Spencer's speech.
In News by Tosten Burks / October 18, 2017

NSC wrote statement honoring slain troops in Niger, but dumbass never read it

In fairness, he barely knows how to read.
In News by Tosten Burks / October 18, 2017

Commissioner Cuck gets dizzy dodging NFL anthem protest questions

Roger Goodell did say he "did not ask" players to stand for the song.
In News by Tosten Burks / October 17, 2017

Is Nirvana punk?

Ivanka Trump thinks so.
In Entertainment by Tosten Burks / October 17, 2017

Dotard endorses proposal to fund healthcare subsidies he just cut

Trump called it a "solution" to "this very dangerous little period" that he himself created.
In News by Tosten Burks / October 17, 2017

Florida declares state of emergency for Nazi’s campus speech

The governor thinks the "threat of a potential emergency is imminent."
In News by Tosten Burks / October 16, 2017

Unemployed sexual predator body-shames his dog

Bill O'Reilly has no respect for his corgi.
In News by Tosten Burks / October 16, 2017

Hostage thought terrorists were joking when they said Trump was president

Just wait until he hears about the McDonald's sauce thing.
In News by Tosten Burks / October 16, 2017

Trump fights in court for taking cash from foreign governments. Here’s what you need to know.

The president's DC hotel is an unconstitutional racket.
In Politics by Tosten Burks / October 16, 2017

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