Donald Trump

Chairman of nuclear safety agency is begging Trump to annihilate it

Well, that’s one way to cut the federal budget — even if it kills a few people in the process.
In News by Jennifer M. Wood / October 19, 2017

Trump gives himself a ’10 out of 10′ for his response to Puerto Rico

But three million people are still without electricity.
In News by Jennifer M. Wood / October 19, 2017

Sarah Sanders wants you to believe guy constantly caught lying about grieving widow

The Trump shill blames his shitty behavior toward a Gold Star family on "the disgrace of the media."
In News by Maggie Serota / October 18, 2017

NSC wrote statement honoring slain troops in Niger, but dumbass never read it

In fairness, he barely knows how to read.
In News by Tosten Burks / October 18, 2017

Mother of slain soldier confirms ‘Trump did disrespect my son’

Trump likes soldiers who weren't killed.
In News by Jordan Freiman / October 18, 2017

Did Spicey rat out Trump?

Spicer spent “much of the day” on Monday being interviewed by Robert Mueller.
In News by Jennifer M. Wood / October 18, 2017

Greek PM gets reminded he called Trump ‘evil’ while standing next to him

Trump's reaction is all slumped shoulders and weird facial tics.
In News by Maggie Serota / October 17, 2017

President threatens former POW who has brain cancer

Something tells us John McCain's got bigger problems to worry about.
In News by Jennifer M. Wood / October 17, 2017

Trump falls 92 spots on Forbes rich list

Is he tired of winning yet?
In News by Jordan Freiman / October 17, 2017

Gregg Popovich: ‘We have a pathological liar in the White House’

"This man in the Oval Office is a soulless coward."
In News by Jordan Freiman / October 16, 2017

Mitch McConnell helps Trump conquer his crippling fear of stairs with handhold

McConnell looks way more stoked to hold Trump's hand than Melania usually does.
In News by Maggie Serota / October 16, 2017

Friendship ENDED with John McCain. Now TRUMP is my best friend.

Lindsay Graham seeks a friend for the end of the world.
In News by Eoin Higgins / October 14, 2017

Dotard brags about fucking up healthcare

The stock market plummeting is good, but only when Trump says so.

In News by Jordan Freiman / October 14, 2017
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