Star Wars sex debate: The case for Max Rebo

Be honest, you'd jump his bones.
In Entertainment by Jordan Freiman / April 18, 2015

Bill Ward calls bullshit on Ozzy’s statement

"I was ready and in shape to record" the drummer claims.
In Music by Jordan Freiman / April 18, 2015

The ape uprising continues

We're all doomed.
In News by Jordan Freiman / April 18, 2015

Gas line erupts in giant fireball

14 people were injured in the blast.
In News by Jordan Freiman / April 18, 2015

Catholic priest desecrates pants over new Star Wars trailer

This is the most excited a man who will never have sex can be about anything.
In Entertainment by Stefan Sirucek / April 18, 2015

Lenny stabbed on Southwest flight for snoring too loudly

Lenny is reportedly "okay" but still kind of "shocked."…
In News by Joe Veix / April 18, 2015

Truck crash unleashes millions of bees on Seattle

As if those people aren't depressed enough already.
In News by Jamie Peck / April 17, 2015

Scythe-wielding man destroys opponent in lawn mowing contest

The longbow beats the crossbow, my idiotic friend.
In News by Stefan Sirucek / April 17, 2015

Why Han definitely got more ass than Lando

Leave it to a guy to guess (inaccurately) what kind of guy ladies drop their panties for.
In Entertainment by Cher Martinetti / April 17, 2015

Escaped zebras terrorize Belgium

Of course Europe had to go one-up us after our escaped llama drama.
In News by Maggie Serota / April 17, 2015

Rue from Hunger Games breaks down cultural appropriation

"What would America be like if we loved black people as much as we loved black culture?" asked actress Amandla Stenberg.
In News by Maggie Serota / April 17, 2015

Scientist figures out that Neanderthals sounded like assholes

Their voices were high-pitched, nasally, and weird — like a Monty Python character.
In Entertainment by Joe Veix / April 17, 2015

Toddler asks to pet the titties

"Can I pet them?"…
In News by Jamie Peck / April 17, 2015
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