Amazon will now publish all of your erotic ‘Gossip Girl’ fan fiction
Also, you should know that “The Facts of Life” fan fiction is a thing that exists.
Ai Weiwei releases heavy metal protest song ‘Dumbass’
The Chinese artist rocks the fuck out, dissident style.
A dive into the history of Astralwerks’ Gold Fields
From pop punk to dance clubs to Jimmy Kimmel Live.
U.S. admits to killing four American citizens in drone attacks
Three of which were not “targets” in the war on terrorism.
EDM is the new American bubble
Thought the housing and dot-com bubbles were gnarly? Wait until the EDM bubble collapses.
Joe Francis thinks the jury that convicted him should be euthanized
Also claims William Faulkner would write about his plight.
Siik has a rad new half-hour DJ set ‘Bop’
The spectacularly laid back DJ returns with a half hour mini-mix.
Amy’s Baking Company owner might get deported
Things keep getting worse for the Bouzaglos.
Live Review: Black Francis at Symphony Space
Black Francis played a lengthy set spanning his whole career in the Upper West Side of NYC Friday night.
Oregon woman raped by ex because police lacked funding to help her
If you’re going to get raped in Josephine County, Oregon, you’d better hope it doesn’t happen on a weekend
Watch a 14-year-old shred a Van Halen guitar solo
The gnarliest thing ever.
Keith Richards owes library £3,000 for overdue books
In other news, Keith Richards goes to the library.
Chrli XCX covers Backstreet Boys’ ‘I Want It That Way’
And it sounds damn good.
Alex Jones not 100% sure Obama sent the tornado to destroy Oklahoma for funsies
But PROBABLY he did.
Ai Weiwei releases heavy metal protest song ‘Dumbass’
The Chinese artist rocks the fuck out, dissident style.
10 movie sequels everyone wants but will never happen
Uncross your fingers.
Anthony Weiner announces mayoral bid, despite new poll’s mixed results
“I hope I get a second chance.”
Apple’s ‘offshore billions’ are actually in Manhattan
And run by a subsidiary in Nevada.
Far-right Frenchman commits suicide on steps at Notre Dame to protest gay marriage
Dominique Venner claimed to be a devout Catholic.
