Rock music isn’t dead, you’re just lazy
There has always been a rather regrettable group who find some sort of satisfaction in slamming the current music scene; and rarely a week goes by that someone doesn’t try and run the “rock is dead” pony out onto the track; but the reality is, they are just frustratingly lazy.

How much do Americans really spend on their iPhones?
American iPhones make as much in a year as Sudan.

Album Review: Sigur Rós ‘Kveikur’
The Icelandic post-rockers hit back with more aggression than ever, without losing any of their delicacy or craftsmanship in the process.

And now James Franco would like you to give him some money please
$500,000 to make three films about his life in high school.

Holy living fuck the new Die Antwoord video is intense
The South African party starters are back with a familiar vibe.

Prince owns custom clear light-up roller skates; skates as well as he sings, says Questlove
He keeps them in a locked briefcase like the gold-emitting box in “Pulp Fiction.”

Audio: Howard Stern defends New Yorkers against Sarah Palin’s ‘bunch of little babies’ comment
Stern defends Mayor Bloomberg’s agenda.

US Weekly is deeply concerned about Tyra Banks’ bacon thievery
Soon, there may be no bacon left for anyone else.

Edward Furlong has been in jail for eight days
His next hearing is scheduled today.

GOP Congressman wants to ban abortion because masturbating fetuses
Oh surprise! Another Republican doesn’t get science!

Military’s solution to sexual assault: Send women to the front lines
Will it work? Kudos to the brave women willing to find out.

Coolest nerd finds interesting way to tell classmates to ‘Fuck bitches, get money’
She does so via the periodic table.

Supposed gov’t assassin arrested outside 7-Eleven for pissing, drunkenness
He kills for the government and urinates in 7-Eleven parking lots.

Rock music isn’t dead, you’re just lazy
There has always been a rather regrettable group who find some sort of satisfaction in slamming the current music scene; and rarely a week goes by that someone doesn’t try and run the “rock is dead” pony out onto the track; but the reality is, they are just frustratingly lazy.

The GOP is going to try to win your hearts with big laffs about abortion
Is snark a political strategy?

They screwed up the birth date on NYC mayor Ed Koch’s tombstone
The date of birth given is Dec. 12, 1942 instead of his actual Dec. 12, 1924.

‘Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas’ in 1 minute
We were somewhere around YouTube, on the edge of the Internet, when the drugs began to take hold.

5 photos of the ongoing F.B.I. search for Jimmy Hoffa’s body
Day two of the search continues on Tuesday.

Watermelon Oreos look nasty
Nothing says summer like some vaguely tangy fruitish cream spread in fluorescent green and pink.

2 Chicago firefighters arrested for attempting to rape an unconscious woman at party
One claims she was “making eyes at him,” so it was all good.





