Yep, James Flacco. And you thought your president was so cool.
However, from the kids’ perspective, being locked in a trunk for a few minutes was probably a small price for getting to ditch school AND get snacks.
Like any suspenseful nightmare, including the still-unsolved murder of rapper Notorious B.I.G., the saga of “Serial” isn’t going away any time soon.
In Clearwater, Florida, a 27-year-old allegedly slapped the shit out of her grams because she was disrespected on Facebook.
Colbert added one last coda you probably didn’t notice that has a chilling backstory.
Oh, and yeah, you can rock those Che Guevara t-shirts without being shamed as a Communist sympathizer, or worse, a hippie.
Unfortunately, her “thrill of victory” showboating was in vain as some total buzzkill had to immediately chime in and declare her boss move illegal.
Corgan stated, “if I’d gotten the reward for the work I did during this generation that you love so much – the 90s – then maybe I wouldn’t be looking for it now”
Rock’s currently promoting his obviously hilarious new film “Top Five” as “very Korean friendly” entertainment for the holidays.
A woman off camera who self-identifies as a lawyer yells,”He’s 12! I can’t believe you just did that! After everything that’s happened.
Demanding ransom money simply isn’t how sovereign governments go about launching cyber warfare.
Miguel has dropped a mini-EP on us just in time for Christmas.
In case anyone thinks this situation is uniquely gross, there are also three separate trademark claims on file for “Hands Up Don’t Shoot.
This week in British fart news, a 31-year-old blasted ass after hearing an unfavorable decision from the courtroom.
“The last things I remember is just feeling the strokes on my head,” Lisa said. “After that I don’t remember anything else.