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Here’s a look at what you might have missed today.

I expected Donald to endorse a Miss Universe contestant or at least Gingrich.

And should we take pity on any member of the flock who feels gypped upon leaving?

British detective admits to having “cocked things up.”

“The Walking Dead” comic will send Rick through hell.

If you squint really hard, there’s plenty of bad news to find here.

A charity recently compared the amount of British alcohol-related deaths to “a jumbo jet crashing every 17 days.”

“We want to apologize to the American public for recent decisions that cast doubt upon our commitment to our mission of saving women’s lives.”

Liberal democrats only climax at a 40 percent rate, but they have more sex, since they’re sluts with loose morals.

Somewhere, a pothead socialite is clutching her pearls, crying, “What a tragedy!”

It happens every February.

After six years, the comic-musical duo are returning in May 2012 with the appropriately-titled new album, “Rize of the Fenix.”