“Step 1: hide that book.
Because you already have a TiVo but you don’t have one strapped to your useless body.
Officials for the ride-sharing app have promised more stringent background checks on drivers and other safeguards for passengers.
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This week’s criminal masterminds of Florida.
We’re gonna need a bigger boat.
As the video shows, Derby started running immediately after being fitted with his curved prosthetics.
Incubus announced they’ll be releasing two EPs in 2015, and premiered a brand new song live on stage.
A Texas plumber has found himself in a decidedly odd situation when a photo surfaced online that shows his former work vehicle being used by militants in Syria.
aka, the “Turkey Slurpee.
“It’s literally impossible to know when your period will hit.
The political obituaries of the Obama presidency are already being written.
“All around, he’s a good little guy, and he shouldn’t be treated the way he’s being treated,” said father Donald Nafzinger.
On the heels of Wednesday’s news that Sony will be canceling the theatrical release of “The Interview” entirely, the Alamo Drafthouse, has decided to fart in North Korea’s general direction.
On Wednesday night, “The Simpsons” co-creator Sam Simon took to Twitter and tacked on another infuriating item about the grand story of Cosby’s phony academic stripes.