• Hacker “Geohot” was arrested for possession of just under half a pound of marijuana.

• GIF of the day: Epic wig snatch on ‘Ricki Lake.’

• Brett Ratner might bring Craig Marks and Rob Tannenbaum’s oral history of MTV to the big screen.

• Study: Fruit flies seek alcohol in response to sexual rejection. Seriously.

• Universal Pictures is catching hell for promoting a MILF pic contest on Twitter.

• Coming up: Judge Judy presides over stolen avocados.

• Snoop Dogg performs ‘Gin and Juice’ with a big fat spliff at SXSW.

• Rick Santorum goes topless in Puerto Rico.

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