• Woman says she found a feather in her McNuggets.

• Ex-presidential hopeful Rick Perry gets inundated with questions about menstruation on Facebook.

• How many movie titles can you name in this 30-second video quiz?

• Why Seamus-on-the-roof still dogs Mitt Romney: Four theories.

• Darth Maul, made from of a shit-ton of Brisk iced tea, Pepsi, and sriracha sauce packages.

• Tiger Woods’ former swing coach wrote a book on how the American icon was a douche.

• Alicia Keys put her 6,200-square foot SoHo loft on the market for $18 million. She bought it from Lenny Kravitz.

• UCLA kids put together a dubstep video in honor of their co-eds.

• Does Woody Allen’s punim belong on hipster tank tops?

["Dictator email hacks FTW" via Mother Jones]