Not to be outdone by himself—via last months ode to female ejaculation—Brian McKnight decided that he would tackle another crisis griping our nation: anal sex. Furthermore, this song is an advertisement for arguably one of the biggest ironic takes on YouTube: YouPorn.
Why did he do it, you ask? “Bcuz they asked for it”.
While only about a minute long, McKnight doesn’t take long to get down to business and let us know it is “NSFW”. With the first line “If you like big dicks” you know you’re in for a ride. Don’t worry, it gets better. With lines like “You wanna see some fucking anal? I can get you close enough to smell,” Shakespeare would even be impressed.
But don’t take it from me, below is the song via TMZ.