C’mon Rom, why you gotta bust our ass over pot, man?
So like, in La Jolla, and I should know because I used to be a driver in LA, man, and not that Ryan Gosling shit, I drove meds to patients, it was a weird gig, but anyway, so Mitt Romney has a house in La Jolla! I know. So he has a house in La Jolla on the beach and get this – right? – no seriously get this, he totally has extra police patrol the beach when he’s in town to make sure people aren’t smoking pot. Dude! Seriously!
According to this New York Times article (which I totally read, man, don’t judge, they say some insightful shit sometimes) in which it paints Mitt as a total Dad-from-Footloose about smoking ganj.
A young man in town recalled that Mr. Romney confronted him as he smoked marijuana and drank on the beach last summer, demanding that he stop. The issue appears to be a recurring nuisance for the Romneys. Mr. Quint, who lives on the waterfront near Mr. Romney, said that a police officer had asked him, on a weekend when the candidate was in town, to report any pot smoking on the beach. The officer explained to him that “your neighbors have complained,” Mr. Quint recalled. “He was pretty clear that it was the Romneys.”
What’s that about? Dude is clearly power tripping. What a dick. Mitt once told People magazine that he tried a cigarette and a beer ONCE as a teenager and that he was “wayward” for making that decision. To have ONE sip of a beer. What a fucking choad. If you can’t handle your shit you can’t handle you shit, man, don’t get all preachy about it. We’re just trying to have a good time and forget about work and shit, dude, so if you’re going to be a dick about it just go further down the beach. This is America, man, what are you trying to do, run for President?
Oh. Wait.
June 07, 2012 at 6:21 pm, Mark Baumgardner said:
No wonder my dad likes him so much. Eeeesh…
June 07, 2012 at 6:48 pm, Alisha McChicken said:
Romney is a big penis… he needs to be slapped with some dick and balls and wake up
June 07, 2012 at 7:27 pm, Brandt Hardin said:
Romney obviously has a little man complex he’s been trying to make up for all of his life from bullying classmates to his enjoyment of firing people after gutting their companies. His Magic Mormon Underwear can’t protect him from the press but can they make enough cash rain down to win the election? See for yourself the power of these mysterious garments at http://dregstudiosart.blogspot.com/2012/05/mitt-romneys-magic-mormon-underwear.html.
June 07, 2012 at 10:28 pm, Inga Kear said:
Romney – the ultimate buzz kill.
June 10, 2012 at 10:54 am, Michael Grant said:
I'd like to blow a big bong hit in his fucking face! What a complete douchebag/tool. Who the fuck is he to tell anybody what to do.
July 11, 2012 at 8:30 am, Nobody seems to find it weird Mitt Romney used to dress up like a police officer and pull people over for fun | Death and Taxes said:
[...] up like a police officer and pretend to pull people over FOR FUN.This coupled with the fact that he personally goes around California beaches busting people for smoking pot paints Romney as a scary, weird guy with an authority complex. Here’s to hoping he loses in [...]
July 11, 2012 at 2:14 pm, Gnomer Praz said:
sweet, lets elect President Buzzkill!
July 11, 2012 at 2:26 pm, Matt Wetzel said:
You realize it's against his religion to drink alcohol right? Mormons aren't allowed to drink alcohol at all, which is why he claims to have only had a sip of beer.
July 12, 2012 at 2:11 pm, Ned Hepburn said:
i've partied with mormons before.
July 16, 2012 at 10:25 pm, Gary Oler said:
fun times with mormons
July 11, 2012 at 5:47 pm, David Abernathy said:
Christ, what an asshole.
July 11, 2012 at 2:22 pm, Holy WTF? « MjNet said:
[...] Why is he not being arrested for these actions? Clearly they are illegal…oh yeah, he has money so apparently it is OK…while he has people on ‘his’ beach in La Jolla arrested for smoking pot. [...]
July 12, 2012 at 8:59 am, Elizabeth Kitselman Gersten said:
Fuck him. I'm LEGAL here in CALIFORNIA…and I have been partying on that beach since the '70's…he isn't going to change how WE NATIVES enjoy our beach! Douchebag!
July 13, 2012 at 6:56 pm, Kevin Spence said:
Hey Obama's WORSE than Romney! Why? Because Romney's STRAIGHT UP about it. You KNOW where he stands on the issue PERIOD! Obama OTOH, TELLS us that he's"… NOT going to use precious Justice Department resources, chasing people that are COMPLIANT with their State Laws"! Then he turns around and has MORE people arrested for simple "possession of marijuana" in THREE (3) years than G W Bush had in EIGHT (8) yrs. Now Pelosi's trying to convince herself that if they throw that carrot out there, the MMJ crowd will vote for Obama AGAIN! She thinks if she tells the MMJ crowd that THEY are going to take up Medical Marijuana right after the election, we'll jump on the bandwagon AGAIN. All the while HOPING that we FORGET that he DUPED us as well as our community. WE were the group of voters who put him in office last time and it turns out he LIED to us in 2009, and NOW he's asking US for our votes AGAIN so that he can take up MMJ right after the election. It AIN'T playing with ME this time. This guy's SCREWED us ALL ROYALLY and how can we TRUST him to do what he says he'll do! However, OTOH Romney's STRAIGHT UP AGAINST IT! I KNOW where he stands! Now that I know that, I can move on to other issues that effect my country and SEE that we just CAN'T re-elect this dude! HE'LL tell you what you WANT to hear, show that HUGE smile, pat you on the back with one hand and stab you in the chest with the knife in his other hand and when you get the "itemized bill" we find out that he DOUBLED the price on you. So he's a LIAR! Character matters… TO ME it does, anyway. I wish instead of DEFENDING their mistake of voting for him in 2008, people would just say HEY! I fucked up man! I'm sorry I won't do it AGAIN and I HOPE that you DON'T either!
July 17, 2012 at 10:12 am, Phil E Drifter said:
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