OK. You guys.
All you Angelenos out there… man, I hate that name Angeleno… makes every Los Angeles resident sound like an Italian playboy… all of you need to run to the nearest marijuana dispensary and purchase as much marijuana as possible. The ban on legal marijuana in Los Angeles starts on September 6th. There is an opposing measure that would allow 182 Los Angeles-area marijuana dispensaries to remain open as they were opened before the year 2007, yet that bill still has to pass.
Take it by the handful. Take it by the armful. Wear a hat to put marijuana in your hat. Wear baggy clothes and stuff it down your pants or hooded sweatshirt so that you appear comically large. Whatever you do – get as much legal marijuana as possible until pot dispensaries can open again.