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17 year-old takes the gold as fastest texter in America

While his fellow teens were winning gold medals across the pond at the London Olympics, Austin Wierschke of Rhinelander, Wisconsin was in Times Square yesterday taking home a whole different kind of prestige: he won LG’s sponsored Texting Championship to defend his semi-official title as “fastest texter in America.”

Wierschke won the same competition—now in its sixth year—in 2011 at the ripe young age of 16. To be fair, this is a competition that should probably be capped at 18.

According to Time, competitor “Kelly Barracato was not surprised that Wierschke won.” “His thumbs were flying,” she said.

But if the prestige of winning LG’s Texting Championship isn’t quite that of winning an Olympic gold medal, the reward money trumps what you get as an athlete.

Wierschke wins $50,000 for his first-place finish, fully double the $25,000 gold medalists win at the Olympics. Plus, this competition happens every year, not every four years. Between his two consecutive wins, Wierschke has earned $100,000 with which he plans to fund a college education. By most counts Wierschke is making out better than most Olympic gold medalists except Michael Phelps. I wouldn’t exactly hold out hope for endorsement deals, but hey, you never know.

If Wierschke is really smart, he’ll ask the GOP to fight for the same tax exemption they’re pushing to apply to Olympic winnings to his $100,000 haul. After all, he did have to do some rigorous training to earn that money: “To practice for the competition, the 17-year-old champion said he sent almost 500 texts a day to his friends,” Time reports.

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  1. August 09, 2012 at 2:45 pm, Lunchtime Links - The Daily What said:

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  2. August 09, 2012 at 8:10 pm, Emanuel Tolbert said:

    Olympic text messager has earn over $100,000 more than most gold medalists.

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  3. August 09, 2012 at 8:32 pm, Marlene Munnelly said:

    $50K for being the fastest texter.

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    • August 09, 2012 at 8:33 pm, Marlene Munnelly said:

      Only $25K for winning a gold medal in the Olympics. Priorities.

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    • August 10, 2012 at 3:28 am, John Gambino said:

      Such a talent. Not.

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  4. August 09, 2012 at 10:36 pm, Isa S Chu said:

    omg… texting brings in 2x more than an Olympic Gold Medal… smh -_-

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  5. August 09, 2012 at 11:17 pm, Patricia Edel Hain said:

    I DID NOT KNOW TILL TODAY.

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    Win 50k as the worlds fastest text messenger.
    Win 25k as an olympic gold medalist.

    I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

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