When “Firepit” becomes “Fuck it”…

When Donald Duck becomes “dat ni**a”…

Just saying “Shit” for the hell of it, now…

Little boy wants to “holler at some bitches,” apparently…

Swearing at a “motherfuckin’ fish”…

I hate frogs too, lady.

Dad gets what’s coming to him…

Wonderful parenting…

The real crime here is the parents are making Ellie listen to late-period Modest Mouse.

And if you don’t help your kid up when he falls on a rock, this might just happen…