Lukerative

This is what Aaron Paul would be like if he had stayed in Idaho and never did anything ever. His grasp on the US economy seems to be based entirely on talking points gleamed from The Daily Caller, but still.

Jimmy ‘Jact’ Cash

Every “movement” needs their pariah, and in terms of hyper-clueless right wing conspiracy theorists, Jimmy ‘Jact’ Cash is the far right’s Elvis. He looks and acts and seemingly films his video with the same Jersey Shore-esque idiocy; the “bigger and dumber is always better” mentality that has stunted American psyche for the past several decades.

Johnny and Micah

Don’t these two know that if Romney wins they won’t be able to get married or even have so much as a civil union? It’s awesome to see a young couple so politically involved but I’m not sure they understand the repercussions of voting for a candidate that seemingly will do everything in his power to take away civil rights. C’est la vie! Best of luck to them both, though. They’re pretty adorable, no?

An old man “Take The ‘R’ Train”

This guy seems obsessed with Obama’s dick and trains. Which is great. I kinda love him.

The Crazy Ones “Mitt Romney Rap”

Remember when you were in college and there was that guy in the dorms freshman year that would say things like “Sure wish all those folks would stop hanging around the dorms” and by ‘those folks’ he meant black people and then a couple years go by and you find out he’s gotten arrested for a hate crime back in Indiana? It isn’t so much blatant racism as it is just sheer fucking ignorance. Being white is difficult, y’all. It sure is tough to stay ignorant in the age of information.

BONUS: A really, really old man

“White bread made this country great.”