Judge will release SFW Justin Bieber piss video
Next week, the baby gangster’s blurred-out penis will become part of Florida’s public record.
Where we last left the honorable Judge William Altfield of the Miami-Dade Court, the distinguished justice and state official of 24 years was left to determine whether the public would have access to viewing the penis attached to the person of Justin Bieber.
In other words, yes, Judge Altfield was forced to look at Bieber’s dick.
This mitigation on Altfield’s behalf is a step in the legal process that leads up to the hearing for Bieber’s January DUI arrest. On the night of arrest, Bieber allegedly pissed in his jail cell, a tell-tale if any that the defendant was drinking and driving. The 20-year-old’s attorneys have been pushing Altfield to not allow the jail footage of the pissing for the sake of privacy. But pundits (some below) believe that Bieber’s attorneys want to conceal the piss video because the pop singer’s dick is button-size. Otherwise, Twitter speculates, he’d love to bring attention to his anatomy.
I can picture Justin Bieber having a really small penis.
— Shawna Marie Davis (@ShawnaMarieDavi) March 1, 2014
Unless Bieber’s weenie is small, I’m pretty sure he’ll try to make his penis video go viral. #AnythingForAttention
— Mallory Johnson (@MissMally24) February 25, 2014
Justin Drew Bieber (born March 14, 1994) is an Canadian recording artist with a very very very small penis.
— WikiVandalism.txt (@wikivandals_txt) January 24, 2014
I bet justin bieber has a small penis
— brittany ✨ (@itsbritbiitchh) December 27, 2013
justin bieber has to pay a girl to have sex with him thats how u know 1. penis small 2. game small
— bela mescudi (@isaseraffim) November 22, 2013
Justin Bieber wanted his password to be penis but the computer said it was too small.
— Ryan Senecal (@ThatBieberFag) February 26, 2011
But now, after Altfield’s ruling on Tuesday, the public will see a blurry version of that junior manhood. “He has lost his expectation of dignity, and that’s what’s most important here,” said Altfield, who met the Bieber legal team halfway–the videos are part of the case, but the state will “shade or blacken” the boy’s monkey with video editing software.
The footage will be released in the coming days, the Miami Herald reports.
source: Miami Herald