10 unintentionally hilarious quotes by celebrities trying to seem incredibly profound

Perhaps I’m a bit of a jerk, but one of my favorite things in the world is when someone is trying to come off as incredibly deep or profound, and it just doesn’t work. Here are some glorious examples of celebrities doing just that.

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