Drunk threesome causes boat to crash into NYC airport

Drunk threesome causes boat to crash into NYC airport

Jun 23, 2014

On Sunday, a fishing boat smashed into a runway at LaGuardia Airport in New York City on because, according to a source at the NY Post, “a three-way sexual endeavor was going on.”

The captain, 51-year-old Craig Gallo, who the Post claims was drunk, had started his night at a bar in Queens with 60-year-old James Benenato and 60-year-old Mary Ann Belson. The men knew each other, but this was the first time for either of them to encounter Belson. Then Gallo, apparently detecting potential for some three-way action, invited them both onto his boat (photo above) for a cruise.

It did not take long for the humping to begin, and, not unlike last week’s negligent threesome car crash in the Far East, an un-attentive and horny captain caused his ship to collide into Runway 22 at LaGuardia.

Port Authority Police and the NYPD Harbor police responded to the crash and discovered the captain’s face was marked up. The woman’s nose and jaw may have also been broken. And the third guy apparently was unharmed.

Someone’s always left out in these things.

“There’s a moral here,” the source told the Post. “If you’re feeling amorous aboard a boat, I suggest you drop your anchor before you drop your pants.”

h/t @JessicaKRoy

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