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True American cooks bacon with machine gun

Jul 1, 2014

As redditor Oelund proved, you’re not a true American until you’ve cooked your bacon with a firearm.

And, no, he’s not referring to keeping a gun holstered while cooking said bacon. He’s talking about using a goddamn machine gun as a cooking device–and he’ll be damned if he’s going to let the increasing criticism of gun culture stop him from firing off a few hundred rounds to scare up some breakfast meat.

Behold this handy step by step guide:

You start by wrapping the barrel in tin foil. Then you wrap bacon around it, and tie it down with some string.

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you then wrap some more tin foil around it, and once again tie it down with string.

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It is now ready to be inserted into the cooking device. I ripped the tin foil a little bit getting the barrel inserted. that part of the bacon got severely burned by hot gasses.

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After just a few short bursts you should be able to smell the wonderful aroma of bacon.

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I gave this about 250 rounds. but I think around 150 might actually be enough. But then again I don’t mind when bacon is crispy. Ahh the smell of sizzling bacon mixed with the smell of gunpowder and weapon oil.

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And the end result: Crispy delicious well done bacon.

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It’s the perfect recipe for anyone who thinks there’s not enough gun powder in bacon or for any time Ted Nugent drops in unannounced.

h/t reddit

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