Lindsay Lohan wants J.K. Rowling to ghostwrite her sexbook
Picture it! You’re Lindsay Lohan! You want to write a book about all of the majestic Hollywood dudes you have banged—because it is what the American people want and deserve—but there’s a problem. You still, miraculously, have enough self-awareness to realize that you are probably not a terribly good writer. At least not a good enough one to bring such an epic story to life. So, you pitch your saga to some fancy dancy publishing houses, with the caveat that you realize you should probably have a ghostwriter.
BUT NOT JUST ANY GHOSTWRITER.
“She’s prepared to put everything out there, and has already proved she’s not shy with the list of men she claims to have slept with,” in reference to the Wild Child’s purported Jan. 2013 celebrity roll call that included Heath Ledger, James Franco, Adam Levine, Zac Efron, Justin Timberlake, Colin Farrell and Joaquin Phoenix, among others.
Currently, The Canyons starlet is in the process of “looking for a ghost writer.
“It may seem unlikely, but she thinks she’s in with a shot of getting (Fifty Shades of Grey) E.L. James to work on it — they met recently at the Chiltern Firehouse and got on well. Another pie in the sky idea was that she might persuade J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter) to work with her.”
Allow me to just put this out there: I WOULD READ THE SHIT OUT OF THAT AND SO WOULD YOU. ACCIO LOHAN SEXBOOK.
Yes. YES. “Lindsay Lohan and Her Goblet of Fire.” It’s pure genius. It works on so many magical levels. I, personally, can think of no one better suited to write Lindsay Lohan erotica than celebrated children’s book author J.K. Rowling. Make this happen.
h/t The Superficial