Man smokes weed, sucks horse’s dick

In News by Brian Abrams / December 22, 2014

In Wausau, Wisconsin, a 30-year-old has been charged with possession of marijuana and blowing a horse.

Court documents obtained by thenorthwestern.com claim that Jared Kreft was found inside a barn with a marijuana pipe and a jar of petroleum jelly. He was also wearing a face mask and blue wind pants with holes cut around the crotch and ass areas.

Kreft admitted to police that, before he was found inside the barn with said animal, which he blew and jacked off, he was viewing horse porn.

Police searched Kreft’s apartment and found marijuana, though they did not find any horse porn.

Kreft was locked up in Marathon County Jail on a $2,000 cash bond. He faces a judge on Tuesday, which should also make for an interesting item. We’ll keep you posted.

In other horse sex news, back in October a 19-year-old Floridian jacked off on a horse plush toy at Walmart and put the stuffed animal back on the shelf in classic, “nah, changed my mind” fashion.

[h/t Gawker]