This weekend it appeared as if 50 Cent wanted to challenge Kanye West to see who the “King of Twitter” really is. Fitty was on fire.
50 Cent tweeted at a breakneck pace of about one tweet every three minutes. He also posted photoshopped pictures as advertisements for when he would start tweeting the next day. Twitpic even suspended his twitpic account for posting racy pictures as Fitty warned kids under eighteen to unfollow him.
Some of the topics he discussed in 140 characters or less include: sports, black girls, white girls, chubby chicks, Ja Rule, abortion, Kanye’s tweets, free fast food, Soulja Boy and more. He also let us know his favorite web acronym: LOL. So next time you’re threatening some busta’, make sure you end it with LOL so you don’t look like a punk bitch.
You could go to his twitter page and look through the hundreds of tweets yourself. Or you can just view the best of list that we have compiled below. That’s really your call.
It was hard to put the tweets in order of best/worst so they’re just in the order they were posted, but it’s pretty obvious that the one about his “bitch shana” is the best.
Without further ado, here’s the best of 50 Cent’s tweets.






























September 07, 2010 at 8:35 pm, Savoytruffle said:
what a disgusting, illiterate and misogynistic idiot this crackhead is. how he got to be a superstar millionaire is just another indicator of how a regression of equally ill-educated youth are bringing down the american culture.
October 09, 2010 at 10:25 pm, Hemingway said:
I love how you call him illiterate,but you can not put a grammatically correct sentence together. You are a pompous, inane, sadist.
March 04, 2011 at 4:11 pm, sumbudy said:
Hemingway: you are dumb. I don’t see any major grammatical errors there, apart from punctuation and capitalization, which is normal in informal or internet communication. Maybe “are” should be “is”, but nowhere near as absurd as you calling him a “sadist,” an absolutely misplaced slur. PS grammar police: no need for a comma separating an adjective and the noun it’s describing. PPS: Catcher in the Rye sucked.
January 12, 2011 at 1:29 am, Seth SeaGraves said:
shut up ja rule we know its you!
November 03, 2011 at 10:05 pm, WWHS said:
Michael, stop trolling.
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