Kim Davis receives $500k offer to do interracial lesbian porn scene

In News by Jamie Peck / October 6, 2015

Kim Davis has been a bad, bad girl. In addition to being an obnoxious rallying point for bigots and job-shirkers everywhere, she ruined Cool Pope for everyone, which was bound to happen anyway, but still.

Now those topical pornographers at The Dogfart Network have offered her a chance to atone for her sins the only way they know how: By having sex with another lady on camera. And might as well make it a black lady, because let’s be real, her abundant bigotry against the gays probably spills over to other groups. Via the press release:

With all the controversy surrounding Rowan County, Kentucky clerk Kim Davis’ refusal to issue same sex marriage licenses even after the Supreme Court of the United States made same sex marriage the law of the land, The Dogfart Network which is the leading online destination for Adult Interracial content is offering the Holy Kim Davis a chance at redemption.

The undisputed kings of interracial porn are dangling $500k to star in a scene for their site ZebraGirls.com, which is one of 23 sites in the companies vast Adult Entertainment Empire. ZebraGirls.com specializes in Lesbian Interracial Erotica.

“We here at Dogfart have always believed in equality. We have interracial sites, gay sites, straight sites, and we think Kim Davis has been appalling,” said a Dogfart Spokesman. “We are giving her a chance at a redemption. We are willing to drop half a million bucks for Kim to come out to our studio and shoot an Interracial Lesbian scene for our network.”

The offer will stand for the next week. She is also welcome to bring her family with her on an all expense paid vacation.

Do you hear that, Kim Davis? Several times your yearly salary to film a sex scene with the single most attractive person you will ever get to see naked, probably. And you can bring the kids! Sounds like a win-win to me.

For those of you who just can’t wait for your Kim Davis lesbian erotica, someone has already produced it in e-book version.

[press release]