White girl ruins twerking, assaults Waka Flocka Flame with flat ass
On Sunday, a 16-second video was uploaded to a YouTube of an unnamed awkward white woman who took the art of twerking to task and tried to go hard in the motherfuckin’ paint, failing miserably.
Rapper Waka Flocka Flame stood by idly as the blue-dress-clad woman regaled him with a series of atrocious dance moves and what could only mildly be considered some booty bouncing. The video is cringe-worthy at best and marks one of the saddest displays of public twerking in recent memory. Yes, even worse than this one.
As you can see from the clip, despite the totally inept movements, she clearly knows what she’s doing. A disembodied voice groaning “oh my god” is a dead giveaway that this is a completely sober stunt. It’s a shame there’s no spontaneity to the act of unrequited love. Maybe Waka would be a bit more amiable if she were lit as fuck as he presumably is.
The title of the video is also pretty problematic. “Woman confronts Waka Flocka Flame”? It’s not like she’s challenging him to a fucking duel or serving him divorce papers. Dude looks like he’s waiting on a street sign to change. He’s certainly not ready to put up with some random college kid’s poor excuse for partying, which appears to rudely interrupt a conversation he was just about to have.
With more downvotes than anything, it appears the internet isn’t having it either. The next time you try to pull a baseless stunt, for the love of God leave your dance moves at the door.
UPDATE, 3:57pm: The twerker in the video has been identified as Kate Quigley, a Los Angeles-based comic and host of the 2016 AVN Awards. Quigley took to Instagram to call out the white privilege insinuations brought on by the blogs such as Barstool Sports, Sick Chirpse, and Death and Taxes.
“I’ve been pretty quiet about this whole twerk video thing,” Quigley wrote Wednesday afternoon, “BUT ‘RACE RELATIONS??!!’ Give me a break!! SMH. Waka & me are cool. I saw him yesterday. Was obviously a joke & he thought it was hilarious. Good lord…”
UPDATE, 7:43pm: Quigley’s post on her Instagram has been removed.
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