This is the only time anyone has looked cool on a hoverboard

Those awful little wheeled hoverboards have essentially been a scourge ever since they appeared. They pretty much only exist to either erupt into flames or enable an inevitable faceplant.

As of about 10 minutes ago, I’d say that no one has ever looked cool on a hoverboard. Then I saw this kid zooming through an outdoor mall, eating a popsicle, denying high-fives, and generally not giving a good goddamn about anything.

God bless you, little man. I hope wherever you are, you’re zipping around, feeling the air whip through your grown out buzzcut, and artfully weaving through hoards of shoppers.