Intel report claims Trump took part in golden shower video with Russian sex workers

So. That CNN report from earlier Tuesday evening? The one that revealed how the intelligence community showed Trump a classified report in which Russian spies have compromised information on him? BuzzFeed News obtained a treasure trove of memos that made up the report and, among several allegations in the dossier includes one episode that took place during the Obama presidency — i.e. while Donald was married to Melania — and involves Trump being caught on camera in a golden shower with Russian sex workers.

The docs, BuzzFeed notes, have been disseminated within American intel and legal communities for months and, while its allegations are unverifiable, have been in the hands of individuals with high security clearances such as FBI director James Comey and Senators Harry Reid and John McCain. The report opens with notes about how the Kremlin has attempted to cultivate a relationship with Trump for months to purportedly “sow discord and disunity both within the US itself, but more especially within the Transatlantic alliance.” The intel goes on to explain how getting Trump under Russia’s thumb would put Putin in a more advantageous position “to return to Nineteenth Century ‘Great Power’ politics anchored upon countries’ interests rather than the ideals-based international order.”

And that’s where the alleged golden shower video comes in. On page two of the report, via BuzzFeed News:

There were other aspects to Trump’s engagement with the Russian authorities. One which had borne fruit for them was to exploit Trump’s personal obsessions and sexual perversion in order to obtain suitable “kompromat” (compromising material) on him. According to Source D, where s/he had been present, Trump’s (perverted) conduct in Moscow included hiring the presidential suite of the Ritz Carlton Hotel, where he knew President and Mrs. Obama (whom he hated) had stayed on one of their official trips to Russia, and defiling the bed where they had slept by employing a number of prostitutes to perform a “golden showers” (urination) show in front of him. The hotel was known to be under FSB control with microphones and concealed cameras in all the main rooms to record anything they wanted to.

So maybe that’s the rumored Russian orgy video everyone’s been subtweeting about? More to come, I would imagine. At the very least, an Oscar-worthy performance by Kellyanne Conway on the morning shows.

UPDATE, 8:19 p.m.: The president-elect has responded to the report in all caps via Twitter:

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