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NASA Employees Love Their Cocaine

Officials at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center have launched an investigation after finding 4.2 grams of cocaine on site. Astronauts sure know how to party.

The bag of white powder was first discovered March 7, and now that it has been identified as cocaine, officials announced an “ongoing investigation,” but refuse to say whether the entire NASA staff will be drug tested en masse.

This is the second time in a little over a year that coke has been found at the Space Center: a smaller amount was detected back in January 2010. Apparently coke’s all the rage among the nation’s aerospace set.

And NASA’s salacious, steamy underbelly doesn’t end with just drug use. Remember Lisa Nowak, the female astronaut who pleaded guilty to burglary and battery after planning to kidnap a romantic rival?

Who knew space nerds had such dramatic, hard-partying lives? I suppose if you’re going to fly high, you might as well do it right.

  1. March 16, 2011 at 6:55 pm, john charles webb jr said:

    N.A.S.A.

    was going to use the coke

    to help them try to find

    the original MOON LANDING VIDEO

    “LOST” WHEN HI DEF CAME TO BE :

    solve.

    ahemmm >>>>>>>> sell your fake moon rocks kids

    Reply

    • March 16, 2011 at 6:57 pm, john charles webb jr said:

      eBay say :

      Geet the fuk outta here :

      no warranty :

      Reply

      • March 16, 2011 at 6:59 pm, john charles webb jr said:

        N.A.S.A. say :

        NO FUKIN HUBBLE ALLOWED NEAR THAT PART OF THE FUKIN MOON :

        solve part 2 ….
        admission against interest :

        Reply

        • March 16, 2011 at 7:00 pm, john charles webb jr said:

          attention :

          ON AUGUST 2010

          THE HADRON COLLIDER

          CREATED AN UNDETECTED BLACK HOLE

          AND WE WERE SUCKED INTO IT :

          Reply

          • March 16, 2011 at 7:02 pm, john charles webb jr said:

            eBay still say :

            fuk yous

          • March 16, 2011 at 7:04 pm, john charles webb jr said:

            you just can’t give back $22,000,000,000.00

            actual cost : 22 billion dollars (US dollars)

            thank you Bradley !

          • March 16, 2011 at 7:07 pm, john charles webb jr said:

            N.A.S.A.

            needed cash

            and went TO URANUS .

          • March 16, 2011 at 7:09 pm, john charles webb jr said:

            to buy cocaine

          • March 16, 2011 at 7:10 pm, john charles webb jr said:

            so :

            YOU ARE ALL UNDER ARREST :

          • March 16, 2011 at 7:11 pm, john charles webb jr said:

            fukin drug mules :

          • March 16, 2011 at 7:13 pm, john charles webb jr said:

            as>>> so

            chinese sage
            @ N.A.S.A.

          • March 16, 2011 at 7:13 pm, john charles webb jr said:

            as>>> so

            chinese sage
            @ N.A.S.A.

          • March 16, 2011 at 7:23 pm, john charles webb jr said:

            who’s the ass soul ?

            him or you ?

            .
            solve.

          • March 16, 2011 at 7:26 pm, john charles webb jr said:

            DARWIN SAY

            “it;s N.A.S.A. :

          • March 16, 2011 at 7:30 pm, john charles webb jr said:

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfnvFnzs91s

          • March 16, 2011 at 7:11 pm, john charles webb jr said:

            fukin drug mules :

          • March 16, 2011 at 7:11 pm, john charles webb jr said:

            fukin drug mules :

          • March 16, 2011 at 7:11 pm, john charles webb jr said:

            fukin drug mules :

  2. April 03, 2011 at 2:48 pm, john charles webb jr said:

    UPDATE – aPRIL 2001

    Today President Barack Obama ordered that ‘the N,A.S.A. cocaine was to be TAKEN IMMEDIATELY to Fort Knox”.

    more later as this issue develops :

    Reply

  3. April 03, 2011 at 2:49 pm, john charles webb jr said:

    UPDATE – aPRIL 2011

    Today President Barack Obama ordered that ‘the N,A.S.A. cocaine was to be TAKEN IMMEDIATELY to Fort Knox”.

    more later as this issue develops :

    Reply

  4. January 28, 2012 at 9:10 am, Christopher Klim said:

    NASA Astronauts spend most of their time at the Johnson center, not Kennedy. Slopping reporting; absurd assumption.

    Reply

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