CNN interviews Oklahoma rescue volunteer wearing ‘She Wants the D’ t-shirt
Devin Anderson threw on the first thing he found in a rush to help his girlfriend’s family.
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You can’t see the bin Laden death photos because that would endanger Americans overseas
Release of the photos could cause “exceptionally grave harm.”
Larry David has a chest-length beard in the teaser for his upcoming HBO movie
“Clear History” premieres in August.
Watch the absolute worst rendition of the Star-Spangled Banner since ‘The Naked Gun’
Alexis Normand gave it her all, which isn’t saying much.
Animated, 60-second version of James Cameron’s ‘Aliens’ is pretty accurate
A solid minute-long cartoon about marines and xenomorphs.
Japan’s newest fast food addition: the ramen burger
Fast food chain Lotteria doubles up on the carbs.
Two car thieves get themselves arrested after butt-dialing 911
Suspect to police: “That fool really called 911?”
Toronto mayor Rob Ford denies smoking crack, claims ‘allegations are ridiculous’
He also looked like hell at the press conference.
The cast of ‘The Wire’ — where are they now?
It’s been five years. Let’s catch up.
News reporter curses up a storm after being bitten by horsefly [NSFW]
The horsefly totally owned his ass.
Eddie Furlong was arrested again
Nothing violent this time. He disobeyed a restraining order.
Kai the hatchet-wielding hitchhiker has been arrested for murder
Caleb Lawrence McGillvary is being held on a $3 million bond.
There’s apparently video for sale of the Toronto mayor smoking crack
Witness: “He is red-faced and sweaty, heaving with each breath.”
Check out the trailer and super-crappy website for the e-book ’90s Island’
“crappy” = “wistful”
Police rescue man trapped in baby highchair at McDonald’s
A customer at a Mickey D’s in Cork, Ireland, was removed from the chair by three police officers on Tuesday.
Kai the hatchet-wielding hitchhiker is wanted for murder
Smash smash smash?
Jimmy Kimmel and J.J. Abrams crowd-source ideas for ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’
No spoilers. Just watch.
McDonald’s employee spots her stolen car while working in drive-thru
Virginia Maiden identified the thief while doling out QPs with cheese.
