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e-i-c Author of "Party Like a President" and "AND NOW...An Oral History of 'Late Night with David Letterman,' 1982-1993"

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Richard Pryor’s wife: Cosby ‘fucked everything that moved’

Jennifer Lee Pryor told a podcaster this week that Cosby is "a fucking hypocrite" who is "dirty on the inside" and was loathed by her late husband.
In News by Brian Abrams / February 28, 2015

Wankband lets you charge electronic devices by masturbating

When your partner catches you in the act, you can simply say that you are just trying to save on the electric bill.
In News by Brian Abrams / February 28, 2015

Mom arrested for driving drunk to orgy with son in car

Cops were tipped off by a 911 call that Heather Young (see mugshot) had driven under the influence to a residence in which she was going to fuck three people and had her seven-year-old son in the car with her.
In News by Brian Abrams / February 27, 2015

Florida woman arrested for punching boyfriend ‘in the nuts’

Danielle Pearman (see mugshot) had allegedly clenched her fist and landed a stinging uppercut to the groin area of 24-year-old Devin Sweet, who has been living with her for the last eight months or so.
In News by Brian Abrams / February 26, 2015

Theater evacuated after drunk woman shits, vomits at ‘Fifty Shades’ premiere

"She lost control of 
everything, including all bodily 
fluids," said one moviegoer.
In News by Brian Abrams / February 26, 2015

Man awarded $68 for vaping jizz

NSFW?
In News by Brian Abrams / February 25, 2015

Brooklyn man smashes windows, screaming ‘zombie apocalypse!’

In Williamsburg, Brooklyn, a 38-year-old with a ponytail was arrested for destroying the windows of a shopping center while he was attempting to flee an army of the undead.
In News by Brian Abrams / February 25, 2015

Former model recalls Bill Cosby ‘forcing himself in my mouth’

Another victim of alleged sexual assault from Bill Cosby has come forward.
In News by Brian Abrams / February 24, 2015

That drunk man who fucked the mailbox was found dead

“He had his troubles," one acquaintance said, "but he wasn’t a bad lad.&rdquo…
In News by Brian Abrams / February 24, 2015

Floating strip club in trouble for dumping feces into ocean

The temporary shutdown "really damaged our reputation," said one of the owners.
In News by Brian Abrams / February 24, 2015

Homeless man pisses on books at library

The book-pissing didn't happen automatically, however, according to eyewitnesses. Apparently, Wilson had taken a nap in the library for a stint before librarians woke him. That's when he meandered about and decided to soak $1,000 worth of literature.
In News by Brian Abrams / February 24, 2015

Elementary school band crushes ‘Kashmir’ and ‘Immigrant Song’

Kentucky's Louisville Leopard Percussionists, made up of something like five or six dozen grade-schoolers, demolish this Led Zeppelin medley of "Kashmir" and "Immigrant Song."…
In Music by Brian Abrams / February 23, 2015

Samuel L. Jackson on Bill Cosby: ‘I wish he would say something ‘

"I think the jury's still out in one kinda way," said Jackson, "and the jury's in in another kind of way. The popular opinion would say 'Where there's smoke, there's fire.'"…
In News by Brian Abrams / February 23, 2015

Cop investigated for dancing with naked woman in police station

"I'm making this public," said another officer, "because this sort of thing is always happening at this police station and I'm sick of it."…
In News by Brian Abrams / February 23, 2015

The case is still wide open on Screech’s ‘stunt wang’ sex tape defense [NSFW]

Diamond wrote off the video as "an opportunistic moment when I was young and dumb," but it was not necessarily an isolated incident.
In News by Brian Abrams / February 20, 2015

Time Warner cable calls woman ‘cunt’ for complaining about service

"It shows what type of companies TWC and Comcast are by the people they hire to represent them."…
In News by Brian Abrams / February 20, 2015

Woman to divorce husband for not banging three times per day

In Dubai, a woman (not pictured) has made her intentions clear that she wants to end her marriage because her husband will not schtupp her often enough.
In News by Brian Abrams / February 19, 2015

Naked woman arrested for masturbating on top of moving car

In Orlando, a naked 36-year-old was arrested after she allegedly jumped on top of a moving car in traffic and proceeded to masturbate on the hood.
In News by Brian Abrams / February 19, 2015

Sweater designer for alleged rapist Bill Cosby is dead

Koos van den Akker, the Dutch clothing designer famous for creating patterned sweaters worn by alleged rapist Bill Cosby, died in Manhattan this week.
In News by Brian Abrams / February 18, 2015

High school teacher indicted for fucking the whole school

On Tuesday in Caldwell, New Jersey, the Essex County prosecutor announced an indictment against a 35-year-old educator who allegedly had sex with five of her students and gave a blowjob on video to another.
In News by Brian Abrams / February 18, 2015

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