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Macy’s to ‘discontinue’ business with Fuckface von Clownstick

The GOP leader has licensed his von Clownstick name for shirts and ties since 2004.

In News by Brian Abrams / July 1, 2015

Here’s a Pizza Hut employee playing with his balls while taking an order

You shouldn't be eating there anyway.

In News by Brian Abrams / June 30, 2015

North Carolina escaped prisoner caught after 12 hours, won’t get laid for a while

And we never even found out his dick size. …

In News by Brian Abrams / June 30, 2015

Teacher fucks student who shared her naked pics with classmates

Word got around school pretty quickly. …

In News by Brian Abrams / June 30, 2015

Did Robert E. Lee have a secret gay lover?

The answer may surprise you.

In News by Brian Abrams / June 27, 2015

Couple arrested for throwing stoner stripper pole party for teens

A neighbor was "shocked, but not surprised." …

In News by Brian Abrams / June 26, 2015

Screech is going to jail for four months

Dustin Diamond has 120 days to count down in the hoosegow. …

In News by Brian Abrams / June 25, 2015

Florida gun range wants to serve alcohol

Bodyshots fired.

In News by Brian Abrams / June 24, 2015

Drunk woman stabs boyfriend for not letting her ride that D

In Florida, denying your lady morning sex is not advised. …

In News by Brian Abrams / June 24, 2015

Naked drunk driver arrested while eating pizza

Also, her passenger pissed all over the place. It was a fun night. …

In News by Brian Abrams / June 23, 2015

Blast from Howard Stern’s asshole reportedly terrorizes Chicago

NBC Chicago has the full report, thanks to one helpful caller.

In News by Brian Abrams / June 23, 2015

Nightclub pays $500 fine for drummer’s fart

Tough business that music business. …

In Music by Brian Abrams / June 22, 2015

Do you know anything about the man who jacked off outside Kum & Go?

Springdale's criminal investigation division in Arkansas wants to know.

In News by Brian Abrams / June 18, 2015

Two gentlemen scholars brawl for honor at a Subway in Maryland

Tinder and OKC profiles to come. Sit tight, ladies.

In News by Brian Abrams / June 17, 2015

Ex-NFL cheerleader pleads guilty to blowing 15-year-old

Hang in there, kids. …

In News by Brian Abrams / June 16, 2015

Foul-mouthed British lady assaults cops at scarecrow festival

She has been sentenced to 36 weeks in jail.

In News by Brian Abrams / June 15, 2015

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