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Lenny Dykstra has no teeth, learned to jerk off in prison

"You jerk off and you read, what else are you gonna do?"
In News by Brian Abrams / June 28, 2016

‘Die Hard: An Oral History’

Yippee ki-yay.
In Entertainment by Brian Abrams / June 14, 2016

Jared Fogle’s sentence appeal shot down

Pedo, rejected.
In News by Brian Abrams / June 10, 2016

More proof that Donald Trump has freakishly shrimpy fingers

Photographic evidence to silence the skeptics.
In News by Brian Abrams / May 20, 2016

Reminder: Donald Trump is terrified of the new ‘Ghostbusters’

Donald Trump is running for president of the United States.
In News by Brian Abrams / May 17, 2016

Road rage incident escalates into royal rumble of shame in middle of street

In Houston, no one can hear you scream.
In News by Brian Abrams / May 17, 2016

Congressman promises to kill himself if Ted Cruz is nominated

"I'll take cyanide if he ever got the nomination."
In Politics by Brian Abrams / April 19, 2016

Donald Trump gives historic speech in remembrance of 7-Eleven

"I wrote this out, and it's very close to my heart because I was down there."
In Politics by Brian Abrams / April 19, 2016

John Kasich apologizes for #pizzagate

"I made a terrible mistake."
In Politics by Brian Abrams / April 15, 2016

Trump supporter who assaulted protester: ‘Fuck you, all balls’

Another Trump rally altercation captured on video.
In News by Brian Abrams / April 12, 2016

Trump’s children did not register for the New York primary

Another indicator of a poorly run campaign.
In News by Brian Abrams / April 11, 2016

Trump claims satirical Boston Globe story is ‘made up’

"They wrote a totally dishonest story," he continued, "totally dishonest."
In News by Brian Abrams / April 11, 2016

Mickey Rourke to Trump: ‘Kiss my motherfuckin’ ass, you bitch punk cocksucker’

"He's a bully, and he's a bitch and he can suck my fucking dick."
In News by Brian Abrams / April 7, 2016

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