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Bad TV

Bad TV, America’s addiction: Why is ‘Gossip Girl’ so good?

It’s oh so bad, yet it feels so good.

TMNT Bay

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles co-creator touts Michael Bay’s vision for film

However he may simply be blinded by dollar signs.

Anthem

Borat-version of Kazakh Anthem played during medal ceremony in Kuwait

Someone get Sacha Baron Cohen away from the CD player.

Sony Ad

Check out Wes Anderson’s charming ad for the Sony Xperia

“The Royal Tenenbaums” director continues his small screen dominance.

Dial 911

Husband calls 911 on wife for not falling asleep, because he wanted alone time on Facebook

What does a man gotta do for some private Facebook creeping time now-a-days?

Mike Stone

Principal prohibits Minnesota teen from bringing porn star to prom

As if crushing his illicit dream wasn’t punishment enough, they also informed the poor kid’s parents.

Venice dinner flood

Here’s your annual reminder that Venice is still sinking

Plan your visits to the honeymoon hotspot accordingly, because it appears to be going the way of Atlantis.

tebowie

Tebow traded to New York a day after Tebowie returns to ‘Jimmy Fallon’

Fallon reprised his Tebowie impression and made like Nostradamus by suggesting Tebow’s next stop be New York.

Baldwin GF

Alec Baldwin summons his Twitter army to destroy his girlfriend’s tormenter

The “30 Rock” star continues to dominate the Twittersphere

Sound of my voice

‘Sound of My Voice’ trailer: Journalist infiltrates cult, meets Maggie from the future

The creepy sci-fi flick starring indie darling Brit Marling looks intriguing, but also a tad over-dramatic.

NYT Paywall

NY Times restricting poor people with MacBooks to 10 free articles per month

The Grey Lady is giving non-paying customers less access to the goods.

John Carter

Disastrous and disappointing ‘John Carter’ loses $200 million for Disney

The big budget action flick was supposed to be the first blockbuster of the year. Instead it was simply a bust.

Tim Tebow

God aborts Tebow-time in favor of Manning-mania

Denver Broncos fans will rely on old-fashioned skill instead of divine intervention next season.

Wilpon Katz

New York Mets owners settle for $162 million payout in Madoff lawsuit

Unfortunately for Mets fans Irving Picard couldn’t find a way to bankrupt the the Wilpon family.

Mike Stone

Minnesota teen asks over 600 porn stars to prom via Twitter

What happened to nervously passing a note to the quiet girl who sits next to you on the bus in the morning?

Spring Break

Spring break in the social media age kinda sucks

New York Times reports that spring breakers are more tame because of social media’s omnipresence.

T-Rex

‘Jurassic Park’ in 3D: The only re-release that actually makes sense

Dinosaurs eating people shouldn’t be restricted to a mere two dimensions in the first place.

Pat BJ

Pat Robertson’s shocking revelations continue: BJs are okay for married folk!

First marijuana, now oral sex? What, are we next going to find out his wife is Haitian?

NCAA

Reasons to watch the NCAA Tournament for non-sports fans

If you like basketball, gambling or drinking this is undoubtedly the greatest weekend of the year.

Drinking DC

Irony of the Day: Washington D.C. singles are our nation’s drunkest

I guess it’s only appropriate that the home of our dysfunctional government has an alcohol dependance.