Amazon will now publish all of your erotic ‘Gossip Girl’ fan fiction
Also, you should know that “The Facts of Life” fan fiction is a thing that exists.
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U.S. admits to killing four American citizens in drone attacks
Three of which were not “targets” in the war on terrorism.
Joe Francis thinks the jury that convicted him should be euthanized
Also claims William Faulkner would write about his plight.
Oregon woman raped by ex because police lacked funding to help her
If you’re going to get raped in Josephine County, Oregon, you’d better hope it doesn’t happen on a weekend
Alex Jones not 100% sure Obama sent the tornado to destroy Oklahoma for funsies
But PROBABLY he did.
Far-right Frenchman commits suicide on steps at Notre Dame to protest gay marriage
Dominique Venner claimed to be a devout Catholic.
Michele Bachmann-inspired romance novel has the greatest cover art ever
The Great ‘Merikan Novel.
10 super cute animals that are also total cannibals
Meet the some of the adorable Hannibal Lecters of the animal kingdom
Tennessee Rep uses the Bible to justify not feeding poor kids
No one hates the poor like Jesus!
Oklahoma Sen. Tom Coburn will not accept federal disaster aid unless he gets budget cuts
Godforbid he miss out on an opportunity to screw America’s poor during a natural disaster.
Radio host who wants to shoot Hillary Clinton in the vagina being investigated by the Secret Service
Meet Pete Santilli. He has a stupid internet show and looks like an evil accountant from an 80′s movie.
Tea Partiers hoping for a pity date with America after IRS scandal
And sadly hoping that the tri-cornered hat will be this summers must-have fashion statement
Another day, another 2-year-old shoots himself with his dad’s gun
What the hell is going on here?
Behold: The ‘Tan Mom’ music video of your nightmares
Watch it with your face
Nutella’s lawyers put an end to World Nutella Day, because they hate awesome things
And also free advertising?
3D model of Richard III’s head set for whirlwind tour of England
People across Britain will soon be able to gaze upon the disembodied head of the “rudely stamp’d” Plantagenet.
Minnesota’s 10,000 lakes filled with cocaine, estrogen and anti-depressants
What kind of awesome party is Minnesota having?
Courtney Stodden has a sex tape and you cannot see it
I will give you a moment to cry softly to yourself
