New Music Tuesday
Guys, it’s Tuesday. That means new stuff just got released.
Author Archive
Vitaminwater Uncapped Live in New York Photo Gallery
Suckers, Javelin and Lemonade joined vitaminwater and Death and Taxes to usher in the holidays.
Holiday Gift Ideas for Thee
The holidays are upon us. It’s time to wrap yourself in the warmth of the season while constantly checking your credit card balance.
Veloster Revs Its Engines in NYC
The Hyundai Veloster made its debut in New York City last night at an industrial space in the Chelsea Market that was brimming with millennial tchotchkes and a few souped-up Velosters.
Join Veloster for Re:Mix Labs During CMJ
Hyundai Veloster have come to New York City this week to help kick off CMJ with a ton of not-to-be-missed events.
Steve Jobs’ 10 Favorite Records (And What They Say About Him)
As a tribute to the late Steve Jobs, we’re re-publishing this piece from last year in which we noticed a peek into Jobs’ favorite records as captured in the short-lived iTunes function Ping in a screen grab from his presentation. Jobs’ impact on the world was as much as an artist as an engineer—and he was pure rock and roll. We hope you’ll join us in paying tribute to one of America’s greatest innovators. He’ll be missed.
Event: Party With Beach Fossils, Chairlift, Caveman and Vitaminwater
Party with Beach Fossils, Chairlift, Caveman and vitaminwater this Thursday in NYC at Santo’s Party House. Doors are at 7pm. Wanna RSVP? E-mail: rsvp@deathandtaxesmag.com
Nudie Jeans Presents Oberhofer and Porcelain Raft
Oberhofer and Porcelain Raft rock.
Michelle Obama’s MyPlate is a Plate of Lies
Michelle Obama recently introduced MyPlate, the $2-million replacement for the antiquated Food Pyramid. It’s wrong.
Tennessee to Criminalize Sharing Netflix Passwords, Moonshine Still Legal
You can drink 100-proof alcohol until until you go blind, but you better not share that Netflix password.
Anthony Weiner and the Crotch Shot Heard Round the World
Anthony Weiner became famous for supporting a single-payer healthcare system. He became even more famous for photographing his crotch and accidentally sharing it on the web.
Get A Free 1-Month Trial of MOG from Mitsubishi
Free music for you from us. And a car company.
Planet Fitness: Earth’s Worst Gym
I would rather join the Army than join Planet Fitness.
Planking Jumps Shark, Frees up Internet for Next Trend
Planking’s end is nigh.
Life Without Dental Insurance: The Final Frontier
A man was shot in the face this weekend, but the bullet was deflected by his dentures. I want dentures.
Painfully Boring News Cycle Demands Sarah Palin Bid for Presidency
Sarah Palin is a vet-loving, easy-riding, monument-visiting woman on an impossible-to-decipher mission.
Super Fast Turtle Defies Stereotypes in Cunning Seabound Maneuver
The fast and the furious.
Photoshop Bomb or Truly Enormous Pooch?
That’s a huge bitch.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Lied Through His Teeth to Vanity Fair
I knew the Proust Questionnaire was a bunch of lies.
Beagle Catches Ball in Paws(!) But It Doesn’t Feel at All Internet-y
When Al Gore invented the internet, he probably didn’t think the whole thing would be about animals.
