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Uncool judge tries to ban dancing in Buenos Aires

When people die from drug overdoses, it makes sense to blame the dancing.
By: Jordan Freiman / May 1, 2016

Bike race devolves into cartoonish pileup

I shouldn't laugh, but that doesn't mean I won't.
By: Jordan Freiman / May 1, 2016

Large Hadron Collider taken down by small weasel

Animals keep sabotaging the LHC, but why?
By: Jordan Freiman / April 30, 2016

This dude is here to make women feel safe in the women’s room

Thank god he was there to make sure a man didn't intrude upon the women's restroom.
By: Jordan Freiman / April 30, 2016

It’s mostly legal to make a baby with a dead man’s sperm

Posthumous insemination: A complicated and messy business.
By: Jamie Peck / April 30, 2016

Here’s what Gawker is accusing Hulk Hogan and his lawyers of lying about

The most damaging material is not about what Hogan said as much as his attempts to cover it up.
By: David Bixenspan / April 29, 2016

Jean-Claude Van Damme says the Illuminati won’t let Trump be president

The Muscles from Brussels has theories.
By: Stefan Sirucek / April 29, 2016

Yelp finally raises its wages two months after Talia Jane called out CEO

They insist the two are not related.
By: Jamie Peck / April 29, 2016

11-year-old shoots burglar, roasts him on TV: ‘He cried like a little baby’

"I shot all 12 bullets that was in the whole clip."
By: Drew Salisbury / April 29, 2016

‘Human Centipede 2′ was shown in a Tennessee high school because reasons

"This occurrence is inconsistent with our Mission and Vision at Jackson Central Merry."
By: David Bixenspan / April 29, 2016

Satanists deeply offended John Boehner compared Ted Cruz to Lucifer

How dare he degrade the Dark Lord like that.
By: Jamie Peck / April 29, 2016

Get ready for more violent protests when Trump gets nominated

20 were arrested outside an Orange Country, California, Trump rally Thursday.
By: Drew Salisbury / April 29, 2016

Trump’s ex-wife used to tell friends about his erectile dysfunction

Ivanka Trump would share how Donald had "difficulty achieving and maintaining an erection."
By: David Bixenspan / April 29, 2016
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