This should come as a great surprise to the Greeks.
Toronto’s public transportation was hamstrung on Thursday night when a threesome broke out on a streetcar during the evening rush hour.
Would prefer a magic 8-ball that tells me where I want to go for dinner, but this is fine too.
Sadly, a crime against a woman is rarely a crime punishable by losing your career or legacy.
Apparently spunky coffee doesn’t meet the requirements of criminal sexual misconduct.
Kid says he’s a real-life Magneto.
The interviewee attempts to demonstrate a few bells and whistles on his cyborg limb, but in the process accidentally sends the sucker into “Terminator”-esque fap mode.
The more you know.
It’s 9:12 a.m. on Friday, and, in the last 12 hours, three more allegations have made it into the news cycle.
Winnie the Pooh joins Donald Duck and Porky Pig in the rich pantheon of sleazy cartoon idols who refuse to cover up below the waist. Shameless pervs, all of them.
Ten? Twenty? 500,000?
The Right’s favorite cuddlebunny Glenn Beck had things to say about the new Bill Cosby interview.
Just in time for Hanukkah.
“Due to his size, the suspect was cuffed using two pairs of cuffs,” according to the police report. “Cuffs were double-locked and checked for fit.”