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This tapir uses his enormous dick to scratch an itch [NSFW]

"Their penises are also prehensile...meaning that they can be used to grip and successfully inseminate their partners."…

By: Maggie Serota / August 3, 2015

110-year-old woman credits her longevity to Miller High Life

Click through to validate your choices.

By: Jamie Peck / August 3, 2015

James Holmes death penalty charges move forward

Holmes was already convicted for 24 counts of murder related to the 2012 mass shooting at a Colorado movie theater.

By: Drew Salisbury / August 3, 2015

Minnesota Vikings tap child-abuser Adrian Peterson to be face of ‘Family Day’

Nothing says "family" like whipping four-year-olds till they bleed.

By: Drew Salisbury / August 3, 2015

Big game hunter Sabrina Corgatelli trolling internet with dead animal pics

She's getting exactly the attention she seems to be seeking. …

By: Maggie Serota / August 3, 2015

A topless DJ went viral in China [SFW?]

Chairman Wow!

By: Brian Abrams / August 3, 2015

Giant inflatable Minion terrorizes highway

Further proof that Minions will destroy us all.

By: Stefan Sirucek / August 3, 2015

Dumb Klansman busted at Confederate flag rally wearing FUBU shoes

One question for you, WHAT ARE THOOOOOSSSSSSSE?

By: Drew Salisbury / August 3, 2015

Cop caught on camera acting like a cop

At least nobody died this time.

By: Jamie Peck / August 3, 2015

Local goth found sleeping in coffin

Curious pedestrians refused to let him rest in peace.

By: Stefan Sirucek / August 3, 2015

Michael B. Jordan and Kate Mara endure creepy, racist interview

Ladies, be appreciative when some creep compliments your toes.

By: Maggie Serota / August 3, 2015

Chris Christie wants to punch the national teachers union in the face

This is not the first time Christie has gone after teachers.

By: Jordan Freiman / August 3, 2015

Davon Magwood writes open letter to The Fat Jew about stealing his shit

At this point, The Fat Jew's behavior isn't surprising.

By: Jordan Freiman / August 2, 2015

Another American is wanted for illegally hunting lions in Zimbabwe

Everyone is on high alert for illegal lion hunting updates.

By: Jordan Freiman / August 2, 2015

Genius tries to chew off his fingerprints to fool police

Spoiler alert: It didn't work.

By: Jordan Freiman / August 2, 2015

Man tries to press charges against cat who ate his bacon

Cats and bacon! You're legally obligated to click.

By: Jordan Freiman / August 2, 2015

Friendly hitchhiking robot meets predictable demise in Philadelphia

The eventual goal was to get all the way to San Francisco. …

By: Jordan Freiman / August 2, 2015

People in Stone Mountain Park, Georgia valiantly defend racist flag

The rules included, 1.) NO racial slurs or offensive remarks. …

By: Jordan Freiman / August 1, 2015
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