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Westboro Baptist Church to picket Jeff Hanneman’s memorial service

Slayer fans hope for a peaceful memorial but the WBC plan to ruffle their feathers.

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A photo of Kai the hatchet-wielding hitchhiker when he was just a kid

His parents spoke to the New Jersey Star-Ledger.

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Clumsy fool shoots up Philly strip club with AK-47 because DJ wouldn’t play his song

Footage shows the suspect slipping and sliding all over the place.

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Joe Francis issues amazing non-apology for calling jurors ‘retarded’

He’s really sorry he was so eggregiously manipulated by the media.

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Marijuana-infused bacon is a thing now

Rejoice, bacon-loving stoners!

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Amazon will now publish all of your erotic ‘Gossip Girl’ fan fiction

Also, you should know that “The Facts of Life” fan fiction is a thing that exists.

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U.S. admits to killing four American citizens in drone attacks

Three of which were not “targets” in the war on terrorism.

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Joe Francis thinks the jury that convicted him should be euthanized

Also claims William Faulkner would write about his plight.

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Amy’s Baking Company owner might get deported

Things keep getting worse for the Bouzaglos.

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Oregon woman raped by ex because police lacked funding to help her

If you’re going to get raped in Josephine County, Oregon, you’d better hope it doesn’t happen on a weekend

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Keith Richards owes library £3,000 for overdue books

In other news, Keith Richards goes to the library.

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Apparently Pope Francis is an exorcist?

Pope Francis may have performed an exorcism on this man on Saturday—but the Vatican insists that if he did it was by accident.