It will be the largest roving party boat in Burning Man’s history.
And it still hasn’t been banned.
Heaphy had not a large amount in her possession and, presumably tearing a page out of her granddaughter’s playbook, said she was holding it for a friend.
Little does Sean know that his doctor just signed his dick’s death warrant.
The statue’s creator thinks it would have taken a group of men with angle grinders hours to detach.
“It is my belief that there is a greater understanding than ever that women need to be equal participants in our homes, in our societies, in our governments, and in our work places.”
“Now you fucked a good meal!” might be the line that makes the thing worth watching.
Best-tasting sandwich of his life.
Now where will every hack ’90s comedian get their material?
Sean Patrick Kane wasn’t suspended for having sex with his students. He was sent home for ranting on Facebook about how “stupid” the kids were for opening their mouths about the whole situation.
The future is miserable.
“My suspicion is that you’re gonna see other states start looking at this.”
“America’s lifestyle expectations are far too high and need to be adjusted so we have less things and a smaller, better existence,” the Florida billionaire said.
“He was totally broiled,” the family’s lawyer said. “His skin had fallen off his body. There were huge chunks of skin on the sauna floor. He literally looked like jerky.”
“The water was like chocolate milk,” said one diver. “I couldn’t see my hand when I held it in front of my face.”