Scientology is in it for the money, but aren’t all religions?
And should we take pity on any member of the flock who feels gypped upon leaving?
Anonymous infiltrates FBI and Scotland Yard’s conference call about Anonymous
British detective admits to having “cocked things up.”
Today’s great news on jobs is the worst news Republicans have heard all year
If you squint really hard, there’s plenty of bad news to find here.
Brits may have somewhat of a serious drinking problem
A charity recently compared the amount of British alcohol-related deaths to “a jumbo jet crashing every 17 days.”
Komen got the e-cards, is backing down on Planned Parenthood decision
“We want to apologize to the American public for recent decisions that cast doubt upon our commitment to our mission of saving women’s lives.”
Survey says: Over 50% of Republican women claim to orgasm every time they bang
Liberal democrats only climax at a 40 percent rate, but they have more sex, since they’re sluts with loose morals.
$500,000 worth of weed found off California coast
Somewhere, a pothead socialite is clutching her pearls, crying, “What a tragedy!”
Replacement earth only 22 light-years away
Earth-like exoplanet will make a perfect second home.
