Yep, James Flacco. And you thought your president was so cool.
However, from the kids’ perspective, being locked in a trunk for a few minutes was probably a small price for getting to ditch school AND get snacks.
In Clearwater, Florida, a 27-year-old allegedly slapped the shit out of her grams because she was disrespected on Facebook.
Oh, and yeah, you can rock those Che Guevara t-shirts without being shamed as a Communist sympathizer, or worse, a hippie.
Rock’s currently promoting his obviously hilarious new film “Top Five” as “very Korean friendly” entertainment for the holidays.
A woman off camera who self-identifies as a lawyer yells,”He’s 12! I can’t believe you just did that! After everything that’s happened.”
Demanding ransom money simply isn’t how sovereign governments go about launching cyber warfare.
In case anyone thinks this situation is uniquely gross, there are also three separate trademark claims on file for “Hands Up Don’t Shoot.”
This week in British fart news, a 31-year-old blasted ass after hearing an unfavorable decision from the courtroom.
“The last things I remember is just feeling the strokes on my head,” Lisa said. “After that I don’t remember anything else.”
Colbert brought out a slew of famous faces from the show’s storied guest list for the closing song.
Because you already have a TiVo but you don’t have one strapped to your useless body.
The photos taken by members in the live studio went immediately viral on the web.
Officials for the ride-sharing app have promised more stringent background checks on drivers and other safeguards for passengers.
Consider this your daily inspiration.