3D model of Richard III’s head set for whirlwind tour of England
People across Britain will soon be able to gaze upon the disembodied head of the “rudely stamp’d” Plantagenet.
Fired Groupon CEO Andrew Mason recording a record of ‘motivational business music’
It’s called “Hardly Workin.’” I shit you not.
Minnesota’s 10,000 lakes filled with cocaine, estrogen and anti-depressants
What kind of awesome party is Minnesota having?
Toronto mayor Rob Ford denies smoking crack, claims ‘allegations are ridiculous’
He also looked like hell at the press conference.
San Francisco bacon restaurant Bacon Bacon may have to close due to neighbor complaint about bacon smell
The worst thing to ever happen in the entire world ever.
The U.N. says, ‘Eat more bugs’
Turns out bugs are a better source of protein than beef, fish, or chicken.
News reporter curses up a storm after being bitten by horsefly [NSFW]
The horsefly totally owned his ass.
Kai the hatchet-wielding hitchhiker has been arrested for murder
Caleb Lawrence McGillvary is being held on a $3 million bond.
There’s apparently video for sale of the Toronto mayor smoking crack
Witness: “He is red-faced and sweaty, heaving with each breath.”
Ancient Mayan temple bulldozed for gravel
“It is incredible that someone would actually have the gall to destroy this building out here,” said the Institute of Archaeology director.
Conservatives now very concerned about the AARP’s ‘gay agenda’
1. Watch Matlock, 2. Destroy the moral fabric of America?
Police rescue man trapped in baby highchair at McDonald’s
A customer at a Mickey D’s in Cork, Ireland, was removed from the chair by three police officers on Tuesday.
McDonald’s employee spots her stolen car while working in drive-thru
Virginia Maiden identified the thief while doling out QPs with cheese.
