Westboro Baptist Church to picket Jeff Hanneman’s memorial service
Slayer fans hope for a peaceful memorial but the WBC plan to ruffle their feathers.
Cops go all ’21 Jump Street’ to bust an autistic kid for pot
What a useful way to spend taxpayer money!
A photo of Kai the hatchet-wielding hitchhiker when he was just a kid
His parents spoke to the New Jersey Star-Ledger.
Paul McCartney supports Pussy Riot members in letters to Russian officials
Let’s hope it’ll do some good.
Clumsy fool shoots up Philly strip club with AK-47 because DJ wouldn’t play his song
Footage shows the suspect slipping and sliding all over the place.
Joe Francis issues amazing non-apology for calling jurors ‘retarded’
He’s really sorry he was so eggregiously manipulated by the media.
Amazon will now publish all of your erotic ‘Gossip Girl’ fan fiction
Also, you should know that “The Facts of Life” fan fiction is a thing that exists.
U.S. admits to killing four American citizens in drone attacks
Three of which were not “targets” in the war on terrorism.
Joe Francis thinks the jury that convicted him should be euthanized
Also claims William Faulkner would write about his plight.
Oregon woman raped by ex because police lacked funding to help her
If you’re going to get raped in Josephine County, Oregon, you’d better hope it doesn’t happen on a weekend
Keith Richards owes library £3,000 for overdue books
In other news, Keith Richards goes to the library.
Alex Jones not 100% sure Obama sent the tornado to destroy Oklahoma for funsies
But PROBABLY he did.
Far-right Frenchman commits suicide on steps at Notre Dame to protest gay marriage
Dominique Venner claimed to be a devout Catholic.
Michele Bachmann-inspired romance novel has the greatest cover art ever
The Great ‘Merikan Novel.
Apparently Pope Francis is an exorcist?
Pope Francis may have performed an exorcism on this man on Saturday—but the Vatican insists that if he did it was by accident.
