The political obituaries of the Obama presidency are already being written.
Missouri’s Rick Brattin said women can be exempt in the event of rape, but only “legitimate rape.” So don’t even think about pulling a fast one when it comes to claiming ownership and agency over your own body.
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.
Governments in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.
Doug Lanborn is totally onto our dastardly plans to ruin his favorite holiday.
He wants to be President!
Rick Perry is very much looking forward to being the President of the United States of America. Shudder.
Slow curtain, the end.
Lauten wrote “Dress like you deserve respect, not a spot at the bar.”
We are all strangers here.
The Magnolia State Heritage Foundation wants Mississippi’s official religion to be Christianity, and for there to be a “Confederate Heritage Month.”
Al Franken explains what Ted Cruz got wrong about net neutrality, which is everything.
Thank you for being the best conspiracy theory ever.
Kyle Beebe was charged with possession of over an ounce of pot over 10 years ago.
The name of the county this all took place in, I shit you not, is Yolo. #YOLO.