GOP staffer resigns after snide comments about Sasha and Malia

Lauten wrote "Dress like you deserve respect, not a spot at the bar."…
By: Robyn Pennacchia / December 1, 2014

Mississippi may vote on making Christianity the state religion

The Magnolia State Heritage Foundation wants Mississippi's official religion to be Christianity, and for there to be a "Confederate Heritage Month."…
By: Robyn Pennacchia / November 18, 2014

Al Franken is pretty sure Ted Cruz has no idea what net neutrality even is

Al Franken explains what Ted Cruz got wrong about net neutrality, which is everything.
By: Robyn Pennacchia / November 17, 2014

Conservatives think Dorothy Zbornak was murdered by death panels

Thank you for being the best conspiracy theory ever.
By: Robyn Pennacchia / November 14, 2014

Outgoing Arkansas governor pardons son for pot conviction

Kyle Beebe was charged with possession of over an ounce of pot over 10 years ago.
By: Robyn Pennacchia / November 13, 2014

Candidate tried to remove name from ballot, didn’t campaign, still got elected

The name of the county this all took place in, I shit you not, is Yolo. #YOLO.
By: Alex Moore / November 7, 2014

American politics sucks and it’s your fault

Yeah, you personally. It’s all your fault.
By: Steve King / November 5, 2014

Senator says he will be a great president for white men in ‘male only’ clubs

Not that kind of all-male clubs. It's Lindsey Graham.
By: Robyn Pennacchia / October 31, 2014

Congressman casually suggests Obama wants to spread Ebola

Tad more unpatriotic than Kanye saying Gorge W. didn't care about black people, no?
By: Robyn Pennacchia / October 30, 2014

Sarah Palin may run for office again, if only to spite ‘haters’

Report: Grown ass woman refers to people who disagree with her as "haters."…
By: Robyn Pennacchia / October 28, 2014

Conservative filmmaker James O’Keefe tries and fails to prove rampant voter fraud

Oh wow! He got a Greenpeace canvasser to say dumb things!
By: Robyn Pennacchia / October 24, 2014

Car-f*cking GOP candidate very concerned about homosexual agenda

Jordan Haskins, who has an arrest record for breaking into cars and masturbating with spark plugs, encourages Michiganders to flee the state if pro-LGBT act passes.
By: Robyn Pennacchia / October 22, 2014

GOP candidate is 100% sure gay people are ‘gremlins’

Yes. Gremlins. Gremlins out to "destroy our way of life."…
By: Robyn Pennacchia / October 21, 2014

GOP House candidate will stop ‘big government tyranny’ with government sponsored religion

Pretty sure the biggest government of all is the one that forces a religion on people.
By: Robyn Pennacchia / October 17, 2014

NH Rep. deems congresswoman not hot enough for re-election

Rep. Steve Vaillancourt says Rep. Ann Kuster will lose her re-election bid because she is "ugly as sin."…
By: Robyn Pennacchia / October 14, 2014

Greg Abbott claims Texas gay marriage ban reduces out-of-wedlock births

And yet, somehow, this ban did not prevent Greg Abbott from being a bastard.
By: Robyn Pennacchia / October 13, 2014
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