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Breastfeeding lawyer takes issue with Donald Trump calling her ‘disgusting’

Beck spends most of this shockingly entertaining segment calling Trump a liar.
In News by Jordan Freiman / July 30, 2015

Donald Trump’s lawyer doesn’t want Donald Trump’s name to be associated with rape

"Understand that by the very definition, you can’t rape your spouse," his lawyer incorrectly claimed.
In News by Jordan Freiman / July 27, 2015

Fuckface von Clownstick insults John McCain for being a POW

Insulting the military isn't usually a good strategy for Presidential candidates.
In News by Jordan Freiman / July 18, 2015

Huffington Post moves Fuckface von Clownstick coverage to Entertainment section

They decided he'd be more at home next to Kardashian and Bachelorette coverage.
In News by Drew Salisbury / July 17, 2015

Fuckface von Clownstick calls FBI after son of drug lord he threatened calls him ‘Whitey Milkshitter’

"How dare you meet my threat with another, more insulting threat!"
In News by Jamie Peck / July 13, 2015

Mexican immigrant designs Fuckface von Clownstick butt plug

The hair alone looks like it could cause some severe bleeding.
In News by Maggie Serota / July 13, 2015

Letterman breaks out the old Top Ten list for Fuckface von Clownstick

Letterman is pretty upset he retired now.
In Entertainment by Jordan Freiman / July 12, 2015

José Andrés abandons restaurant in Fuckface von Clownstick’s hotel

Yet another blow to his failing presidential campaign.
In News by Joe Veix / July 9, 2015

Fuckface von Clownstick still hates Mexicans and is still a birther

Just reminding everyone he's a clown.
In News by Jordan Freiman / July 8, 2015

Fuckface von Clownstick may have illegal immigrants building one of his hotels

For all his criticisms of illegal immigrants, von Clownstick doesn't seem to mind hiring them.
In News by Drew Salisbury / July 7, 2015

Fuckface von Clownstick doubles down on Mexican rapist comments

"Well, somebody's doing the raping!"
In News by Maggie Serota / July 2, 2015

Macy’s to ‘discontinue’ business with Fuckface von Clownstick

The GOP leader has licensed his von Clownstick name for shirts and ties since 2004.
In News by Brian Abrams / July 1, 2015

Fox & Friends rushes to Fuckface von Clownstick’s defense

Where's a Clownstick to turn for support?
In News by Joe Veix / June 30, 2015
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