deathandtaxes

Hey guys, people still plank.

Tebowing: (vb) to get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different.

We thought Planking was dead. Then we saw this picture and thought Hugh Hefner was dead. It turns out they’re both alive and well.

Owling and planking have literally outdone themselves, and it restores my hope in society.

Xzibit tells plankers to do their history homework before laying face-down, forgetting that “pimp” hasn’t always referred to 28-inch chrome rims.

Planking’s end is nigh.

I only discovered “planking” when I heard someone had died from it.